Tuesday, September 29, 2026

I went down St. James rabbit holes

Robert W. Harwood’s I Went Down to St. James Infirmary (Genius Music Books) explores the origins and history of a song. The book is now in a fourth (2024) edition. I have the third (2022) via interlibrary loan. It’s one rabbit hole after another. Here are some items I collected from my reading. (I like rabbit holes.)

Wax cylinders:

Unlike the discs that achieved popularity early in the twentieth century, these cylinders could not be mass-produced. However, as many as five records could be made at a time by pointing the recording horn of each machine toward the singer’s mouth.
Bessie Smith and industry practices:
If a musician did not have the education or savvy to know better, record executives would pay them twenty-five or a hundred dollars to record a song. Even if the song became a hit, the artist received no further money.

Bessie Smith, the “Empress of the Blues,” for example, never saw a penny beyond her cash-per-recording deal with Columbia, despite having authored many of the songs she recorded. Frank Walker, who signed Bessie to Columbia Records, struck out the royalty clause in her contract.
I knew that many early recording artists were paid by the side, with no royalties to follow. I didn’t know that even Bessie Smith recorded under those terms. In 1979, the son of Smith’s estranged husband took the matter to court.

Syphilis and mercury:
Mercury is known as quicksilver — or, in German, Quacksalber. Doctors who over-treated their patients with mercury came to be referred to as quacks.
But the Oxford English Dictionary has quack derived from the early modern Dutch quacksalver. The etymology is uncertain, but zalver denotes a “person person who cures by using ointments,” salves.

Radio:
Chicago’s first radio station began broadcasting in 1921, but in its initial season it aired only opera. The first American radio advertisement reputedly took place in 1922 — it cost the advertiser hundred dollars and lasted ten minutes: “Visit our new apartment homes in Hawthorne Courts, Jackson Heights, where you may enjoy community life in a friendly environment.”
This Queens apartment complex still stands.

Novelties:
“Piccolo Pete,” recorded by Ted Weems and his orchestra in 1929, was possibly the first novelty record to sell a million copies.
Here it is. Years later, Elaine’s flute teacher Julius Baker played it on a children’s television show. Elaine has a story about that.

Buell Kazee’s first banjo:
The neck of the instrument was a whittled piece of walnut, the hoop was made from split white oak, and a home-tanned cat skin hide was stretched over the hoop and fashioned with carpet tacks.
Kazee makes three appearances in Harry Smith’s Anthology of American Folk Music : “The Butcher’s Boy” “The Wagoner’s Lad” (both 1928) and “East Virginia” (1929). He became a minister and returned to musical performance in the 1960s.

Irving Mills (Duke Ellington’s manager from 1926 to 1939):
At nineteen, while demonstrating songs in a store in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, Irving met his future wife and proposed after one-week courtship. He and Bessie remained together for the next sixty years and had seven children.
Sophie Tucker:
She was born Sophia Kalish in 1884 to Jewish parents who were fleeing Russia. As a young girl she learned to sing and perform vaudeville songs from patrons in her parents’ Connecticut restaurant. She was married at sixteen to Louis Tuck, who left a year later following the birth of her son. Changing her name to Tucker, Sophie broke into vaudeville in 1906, where she performed in blackface. She stopped using the burnt cork when, prior to a 1908 concert, her makeup case was stolen. She appeared on stage without makeup and was startled to discover that she was a bigger hit with the audience that she had been when in blackface.
Here’s her last appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show .

Irving Mills again:
He managed as many as thirty-six bands concurrently.
Cab Calloway:
Before “Minnie, [the Moocher],” Cab Calloway’s signature tune had been “St. James Infirmary.” He first recorded it on December 23, 1930, about a month before signing a contract with Irving Mills. The song remained in his repertoire throughout his long career, and Calloway recorded at least three times. Millions watched him perform on The Ed Sullivan Show on February 23, 1964 — the date of the Beatles’ third appearance on the show.
Here’s that performance. And here, from the same show, the Beatles.

It’s the journey, not the arrival, that matters:
We shall never know the original author of “St. James Infirmary.” There was none. We are unlikely to discover when it was first performed, or how it sounded at the time. Regardless of where a musician first heard the song, we can be recently certain it came to that place from elsewhere, assembled from fragments of other songs, from snippets of other people’s experiences. It was a song written by Everybody (E.V. Body), and until 1929 it was owned by nobody.

In the second decade of the 21st century “St. James Infirmary ”is once again on my nobody. The present bracket Irving bracket Mills copyright refers only to a specific arrangement of traditional song, not in the original song itself. It seems that sometime, probably fairly recently, music publishers seated ownership of the song back to E. V. Body, where it has always belonged.
Related reading
I Went Down to St. James Infirmary (Harwood’s blog, with further exploration)

Dream app pun

It came to me: ’Just the Pages, a third-party app to adjust settings in the Mac app Pages. But why, I wondered, would Apple permit a third-party app to tinker with Pages?

Related reading
All OCA dream posts (Pinboard)

[“Only fools and children talk about their dreams”: Dr. Edward Jeffreys (Robert Douglas), in Thunder on the Hill (dir. Douglas Sirk, 1951). A possible source for this slight dream: seeing Harry Morgan and Jack “Just the facts, ma’am” Webb as bad guys in Appointment with Danger (dir. Lewis Allen, 1950).]

Monday, September 28, 2026

“Hopelessly analog”

[“Four Panels in Search of an Algorithm.” Zippy , September 28, 2026. Click for a larger view.]

Today’s strip insists on the analog life.

Venn reading
All OCA analog posts : analog and Zippy posts : Zippy posts (Pinboard)

[As a youth, my dad set pins in a bowling alley. You can see how the work went, or still goes, at YouTube.]

Western Electric 500

From the 99% Invisible podcast series A History of the United States in 100 Objects, an episode about the Western Electric 500, the telephone that was once ubiquitous in United States households.

I still have a thrift-store 500, a gift from my kids, which I used in my office, where its loud ring would sometimes startle students. I sometimes invited curious students to call when they came in to talk, just so they could hear the ring if they’d never heard it. I had it turned up to eleven. Several years before I retired, we lost our office phones — a cost-cutting measure. Now the 500 sits in a closet, sometimes taken out to entertain grandkids.

Given the discussion in this episode of telephony past, with room-length extension cords and young people talking away for hours at a time, I would have liked to have heard something about Tin Can, the faux-landline telephone for kids that helps foster the skills of person-to-person communication across a distance. It’s a nifty device. As durable as the Western Electric 500? We’ll have to wait and see.

Related reading
All OCA telephone posts (Pinboard)

Paper sizes

JetPens explains paper sizes.

Related reading
All OCA paper posts (Pinboard)

Sunday, September 27, 2026

Elaine Dress Shop

[40 John Street, Financial District, Manhattan, c. 1939–1941. From the NYC Municipal Archives Collections. Click for a much larger view.]

There are a number of Elaine enterprises in the 1940 Manhattan directory:

[As seen via stevemorse.org.]

But only one has a tax photograph with a legible sign: Elaine Dress Shop.

Elaine Dress Shop appears to have been a fairly swank operation. Notice how few items of apparel appear in its windows. The New York Times shows a shop with the same name — the same shop? — taking a lease at 3½ Church Street in 1931. New York Times classified ads show the John Street shop looking for a slswoman [sic ] and an alteration hand in 1946. The shop later appears in a frankly insane advertising spread encouraging charge-account use.

[The New York Times, November 7, 1962. The listings for Lower Manhattan take up roughly half a column of a two-page six-column spread. Click for a larger view if you dare — the shop is in there, honest.]

At no. 42, Farrish’s Chop House. A short New Yorker item tells something of its history. At no. 44, not seen in this photograph, John Street United Methodist Church, the oldest United Methodist church in the United States.

And that’s all I’ve got.

This post is a slightly early anniversary present for my Elaine, though I think she’d rather have gotten the frock company.

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September 28: I just realized that I posted a John Street tax photograph with a Chock full o’Nuts last year: Chock full o’Signs.

Related posts
More photographs from the NYC Municipal Archives (Pinboard)

Saturday, September 26, 2026

Today’s Saturday Stumper

Today’s Newsday  Saturday Stumper is by Stan Newman, the puzzle’s editor, constructing as Lester Ruff. Sometimes I find Lester Ruff puzzles less rough; sometimes I find them as difficult as the average Stumper, as I did today. I sometimes have issues with what Stan calls “tough factual clues,” or what I would call arcane trivia. I started with 35-D, eight letters, “Bard’s ‘I love your Majesty’ speaker,” not arcane, and most helpful.

Some clue-and-answer pairs of note:

3-D, six letters, “King, birthwise.” Which one?

5-D, three letters, “Dieter’s complaint.” I was not fooled.

7-D, letters, “Hunt’s dad on Mad About You.” Here’s what I mean by arcane trivia. He appeared in this role in four of the original show’s 164 episodes, in 1996, 1997, and 1999. The name can be had by way of crosses, but still. There must be a better way to clue this name. I’ll suggest one in the comments.

9-D, three letters, “Senate salutation.” See 5-D.

14-A, five letters, “One-author first name on books in nine Dewey Decimal categories (1950-1992).” Less arcane than 7-D, if you think of someone known for cranking out books.

27-A, ten letters, “Cellphone part.” How about “one-time cellphone part”?

37-A, three letters, “Short-notice flight.”

42-A, four letters, “I think, therefore       ” (’90s hardware slogan).” Predates my awareness of such hardware.

43-A, ten letters, “Daily's text + images + graphics.” Ugly word.

44-D, six letters, “‘The supreme master,’ per Christie.” If you say so.

55-A, five letters, “Canaries’ keeper.” I wondered if AVIAN is a word for a birdlover.

My favorite in this puzzle: 11-D, eight letters, “Toon with a niece Deezil.” Another tough factual clue, but it’s about a cartoon, and I learned something that I liked learning.

No spoilers; the answers are in the comments.

Zippy in the sun

[“Rabbit Hole.” Zippy, September 26, 2026. Click for a larger view.]

Today’s strip channels Edward Hopper — Zippy and Bugs have found their way into Hopper’s painting People in the Sun . The strip’s first oanel also echoes this panting, and the middle panel has a strong Hopper vibe.

Hopper’s work appears a number of times in Zippy. You can do a strip search to see them all.

Related reading
All OCA Zippy posts (Pinboard)

Friday, September 25, 2026

Crossplay

Playing Crossplay (The New York Times ) with our son Ben has turned Elaine and me into hardened criminals of this Scrabble-like board.

The beauty (?) of Crossplay is that you can try improbable combinations of letters, and if they don’t spell a real word, the app lets you know, and you can try something else. So you might as well try.

We will not be STOPT. Even if Ben is TALAR than we are.

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I realized after writing the sentences above that playing this game is like walking down a street testing car doors to find one that’s unlocked.

Word Matters is back

The Merriam-Webster podcast Word Matters disappeared in 2022 after 100 episodes. I just discovered that it’s back, or sort of back, with four episodes in 2025 and 2026. I’ve listened to just one, “The Making of Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary , Twelfth Edition.” Highly recommended. And, yes, I have the twelfth on a nearby shelf.

Related reading
Word Matters on Orwell’s “Politics and the English Language” (They’re wrong) : A handful of other OCA Word Matters posts