Mystery actor

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Leave your guess(es) in the comments. I’ll drop a hint if one is needed.

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No hint needed; the answer is now in the comments.

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[Garner’s Modern English Usage notes that “support for actress seems to be eroding.” I use actor.]

Hi and Lois watch

[Hi and Lois , October 30, 2026. Click for a larger view.]

“Remember when the night before Halloween was ‘Mischief Night’?” Hi asks.

Credit where it’s due: the panel that follows Hi’s question is nicely done. The Waning Gibbous moon even fits today’s date.

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Dan and Dan and Cornel and Elon

I think a ballot-stacking effort is a nasty thing, in Alaska or anywhere else. But for something far nastier, consider the Elon Musk effort to prop up Cornel West’s presidential ambitions. From Sludge (archived) , “Musk-Linked Dark Money Network Funded the Group Behind Cornel West’s Ballot Push”:

People Over Party raised $7.7 million in 2024, all of it from the nonprofit behind the Fair Election Fund, which in turn got every dollar from a Musk-funded dark money group.

Another reminder that a vote for Jill Stein or Cornel West or some other “progressive” third-party candidate is a wasted vote, sometimes for reasons one hasn’t imagined.

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A pocket notebook sighting

[From Still of the Night (dir. Robert Benton, 1982). Click for a larger view.]

Okay, it’s a datebook. But there is a prescription pad, and the datebook’s owner is using one of its pages to write a note. Yet another movie moment in which a surface for writing fills the screen.

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Scheduled

The schedule for next year’s classes was out. What’d I get?

Fall: freshman comp, freshman comp, freshman comp.

Spring: freshman comp, freshman comp, freshman comp.

There was, really, nothing more left to teach. All the literature classes were gone. Maybe, I thought, it was time to retire.

This is the thirty-third teaching dream I’ve had since retiring in 2015. In only two of them has nothing gone wrong.

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[“Only fools and children talk about their dreams”: Dr. Edward Jeffreys (Robert Douglas), in Thunder on the Hill (dir. Douglas Sirk, 1951).]

Recently updated

A Dartmouth provost and AI: He’s resigned and left the university.

RhymeHamster

Jeremy Desmon, a bookwriter and lyricist for musical theater, has created a (free) online rhyming dictionary: RhymeHamster. I think it’s a worthy companion to such resources as Etymonline and Green’s Dictionary of Slang.

How good is RhymeHamster? I tried meh and rizz — they’re both in there, which I think is a sign that this dictionary is “with it.” (You can also find hep .) Elaine tried the Gilbert and Sullivanesque hypotenuse , and the dictionary obliged with 103 perfect rhymes of one, two, three, four, and five syllables.

And I had to try orange , which yielded 123 imperfect rhymes. For as the poet and novelist Gilbert Sorrentino reminds us, “Nothing is the thing that rhymes with orange.”

Thanks, Jeremy, for sharing your project.

[“With it”: I’m joking. “Nothing is”: a line from the poem “The Crown,” in The Orangery (1978).]

Zippy preps

[“Clean Palate.” Zippy, October 28, 2026. Click for a larger view.]

In today’s Zippy , we learn that Zippy prepares all his meals in the sink. “Dishes are so 20th century!” he says.

See also Cosmo Kramer’s shower prep.

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[Shoutout to our daughter Rachel, who introduced us to Dawn Platinum Powerwash Dish Spray, which makes dishwashing more fun. Way more fun than Seventh Generation. And dish spray makes it unnecessary to decide whether to say dish soap or dishwashing liquid .]

A Dartmouth provost and AI

From Inside Higher Ed, “Dartmouth Provost’s ‘AI Dependency’ Sparks Backlash”:

Some students and faculty are calling for the provost’s firing after he allegedly used generative AI to write professional articles. He’s admitted to using ChatGPT, but says it didn’t replace his own intellectual judgment or authorship.

The provost is one Santiago Schnell. Semafor found that Pangram identified a Washington Post opinion piece by Schnell as 100% AI-written. (Schnell disputes that.) Dartmouth’s student newspaper, The Dartmouth, found that Pangram identified 96% of nine professional articles by Schnell as “AI-written.”

I’d say that Schnell’s intellectual judgment went down the drain when he chose to have AI do the work of writing for him.

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October 29: Inside Higher Ed reports that Schnell has resigned and left the university.

A before-and-after headline

[The New York Times, October 27, 2026.]

My son Ben noticed the ambiguity of the original headline — though given the current occupant’s affection for all things Russia, it would probably be safe to guess that sanctions were being discontinued, not imposed. And then before I could do anything with the first headline, Ben noticed that it had been emended.