“Double-extra whipped cream”

Yow: The Christmas Bow might be the most cloyingly sweet Hallmark holiday movie ever. See post title, straight from my TV.

Also:

“Smells like shortbread in here!”

“Guilty as charged!”

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Snark aside, I predicted, correctly, a major plot development. Elaine: “Take a Christmas bow.”

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Also: “I have a bunch of festive-themed dishes!”

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A second prediction pans out. Elaine: “Take another Christmas bow.”

[The movie’s title is a pun: the bow is the kind you rub with rosin. Elaine, violinist and violist, is watching without snark. Send help.]