Why did the ophthalmologist and his wife split up?
No spoilers. The punchline is in the comments.
More jokes in the traditional manner
The Autobahn : Elementary school : A Golden Retriever : How did Bela Lugosi know what to expect? : How did Samuel Clemens do all his long-distance traveling? : What did the plumber do when embarrassed? : What happens when a senior citizen visits a podiatrist? : Which member of the orchestra was best at handling money? : Why did the doctor spend his time helping injured squirrels? : Why did Oliver Hardy attempt a solo career in movies? : Why was Santa Claus wandering the East Side of Manhattan?
[“In the traditional manner”: by or à la my dad. He must take credit for all but the squirrel-doctor and Santa Claus.]
Monday, May 4, 2015
A joke in the traditional manner
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They no longer saw eye to eye.
ReplyDeleteBecause he was seeing other people.
ReplyDeleteI was trying to come up with a punchline that involved astigmatism, bifocals, or floaters....
ReplyDeleteWhat OtherElaine said. I thought the punchline would involve astigmatic views...
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