Monday, May 4, 2015

A joke in the traditional manner

Why did the ophthalmologist and his wife split up?

No spoilers. The punchline is in the comments.

More jokes in the traditional manner
The Autobahn : Elementary school : A Golden Retriever : How did Bela Lugosi know what to expect? : How did Samuel Clemens do all his long-distance traveling? : What did the plumber do when embarrassed? : What happens when a senior citizen visits a podiatrist? : Why did the doctor spend his time helping injured squirrels? : Why did Oliver Hardy attempt a solo career in movies? : Why was Santa Claus wandering the East Side of Manhattan?

[“In the traditional manner”: by or à la my dad. He must take credit for all but the squirrel-doctor and Santa Claus.]

comments: 4

Michael Leddy said...

They no longer saw eye to eye.

Anonymous said...

Because he was seeing other people.

Elaine said...

I was trying to come up with a punchline that involved astigmatism, bifocals, or floaters....

Elaine said...

What OtherElaine said. I thought the punchline would involve astigmatic views...