Monday, April 20, 2015

A joke in the traditional manner

Here is the punchline: Elementary school.

No spoilers. The setup is in the comments.

More jokes in the traditional manner
The Autobahn
A Golden Retriever
How did Bela Lugosi know what to expect?
How did Samuel Clemens do all his long-distance traveling?
What did the plumber do when embarrassed?
Which member of the orchestra was best at handling money?
Why did the doctor spend his time helping injured squirrels?
Why did Oliver Hardy attempt a solo career in movies?
Why was Santa Claus wandering the East Side of Manhattan?

[“In the traditional manner”: by or à la my dad. He must take credit for all but the doctor and Santa Claus.]

4 comments:

  1. What school did young Sherlock Holmes attend?

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  2. The element aerie
    periodically tables
    the nested names
    of atomic fables.

    There often is
    an answer beyond
    the oftener answer
    of which we are fond.

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  3. "Where do you study basic chemistry?" was my guess.

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  4. Ella, men tarry.
    School yourself in this;
    Be a little patient
    And wait for that first kiss.

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