Thursday, October 31, 2013

A joke for the day

A seasonal joke from my dad, eighty-five and still turning them out: How did Bela Lugosi know what to expect?

No spoilers. The punchline appears in the comments.

comments: 5

Michael Leddy said...

Each day of the week, he read his daily horrorscope.

Fresca said...

Groan. :)

Pete said...

I thought you were going to say that he merely Draculated. But your dad's punchline is far superior.

Barnaby Capel-Dunn said...

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Michael Leddy said...

Horoscope, horrorscope.