Monday, February 16, 2015

A joke in the traditional manner

Q. Which member of the orchestra was best at handling money?

No spoilers here. The answer is in the comments.

More jokes in the traditional manner
How did Bela Lugosi know what to expect?
How did Samuel Clemens do all his long-distance traveling?
What did the plumber do when embarrassed?
Why did the doctor spend his time helping injured squirrels?
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
Why did Oliver Hardy attempt a solo career in movies?
Why was Santa Claus wandering the East Side of Manhattan?

[“In the traditional manner”: by or à la my dad. Everything here is his except the doctor and Santa Claus.]

comments: 3

Michael Leddy said...

The frugalhornist.

The Crow said...

(roll of the eyes, here)

Anonymous said...

It depends on the register. And on who has the key. The staff is quite fine, and your lady's Fine, you see.