From a New York Times interview: “I’ll miss it, desperately. One of two things: There will be reasonable, adult acceptance of transition. Or I will turn to a life of crime.”
I haven’t watched Letterman in years. I tired of the shtick. But I like his either/or.
Tuesday, May 5, 2015
David Letterman on his show’s end
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Given a choice, providing there would be no consequences to anyone from your behavior, which life of crime would you choose?
You promise I won’t get in trouble? Then I’d start by defrauding the Koch brothers. Given their wealth, that’d keep me busy for a while. Then I’d turn to various political-action committees. But I’d want there to be consequences, for them. :)
I hereby dub thee Sir Oscar, the Erudite Avenger.
Wait 'til you see the costume I've designed for you - neon blue and lime green striped tights, for starters.
Their punishment/consequences will be their loss of wealth, influence and power that you inflict upon them. Oooh, oooh, oooh! One of your weapons has to be a machine that sprays them with poison-ivy tar followed by a dunking into turkey feathers.
I am so ready to be your evil-minded sidekick. I think I have found my calling!
Well, you can’t say we didn’t warn them. No joke: whenever I’ve mentioned Koch products (Boycott Koch), a visitor from Koch Industries shows up in my stats. But I’m sure they’ll appreciate what you and I have written here as good-hearted fun.
I was not being good-hearted.
Uh oh, now you’re on the record. :)
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