Tuesday, March 31, 2026

The library will be a hotel

Via Aaron Rupar: A reporter asked a question about the AI video depiction of the current occupant’s planned library. “Is that all a library? What else is going in there?”

“Well, it’s a library. It’s a museum or a library. It’s a presidential. But I wouldn’t start it till I’m out of office. I don’t believe in building libraries, or museums. It’s really like the Barack Hussein Obama one in Chicago, in not a good location, and it’s a very unattractive building that’s seriously late and seriously over budget. I think you’re gonna see a great one here, and it’ll go up on time, on budget, best location in Miami, best, they say it’s the best block in Miami, and the state worked with us.”
The building is huge. “Will people live on its floors?”
“No, it’s most likely gonna be a hotel, you know, this concept, could be office, but it’s most likely gonna be a hotel with a beautiful building underneath and a 747 Air Force One in the lobby, which is gonna be a trick.”
It’s also always a trick to have a library be a hotel, and to build a hotel with a beautiful building underneath. Is he planning a southern bunker?

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NYT, sanewashing

The New York Times is at it again, reporting on a judge’s ruling to halt ballroom construction:

In a winding post on social media reacting to the ruling, Mr. Trump lobbed criticisms at the National Trust, which is also involved in a lawsuit over the president’s attempts to seize control of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
“A winding post”? You can follow the Times link and decide for yourself. Agitated? Yes. Disjointed? Sure. Rambling? Yep. Queeg-like? You bet. Pig-biting mad? Oh, indeed. “Winding” is a very polite characterization.

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[Readers of Ed Anger in the Weekly World News may remember “pig-biting mad.”]

NYT , sheesh

Standing since Saturday, still in need of one more hyphen:

But it is already clear that Mr. Trump’s wild swings — from optimism to frustration and anger, from deescalation to escalation — have combined to give his management of the war an erratic, make-it-up-as-it goes feel.
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A way around the awkwardness of the hyphens (all necessary to the phrase) and “feel”:
But it is already clear that Mr. Trump’s wild swings — from optimism to frustration and anger, from deescalation to escalation — have combined to make his management of the war appear erratic and unplanned.
I didn’t think of tinkering again until someone asked in a comment about putting the phrase in quotation marks instead of using hyphens.

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[I wouldn’t fault anyone for a typo, but typos can always be corrected.]

Joan Didion and a Moleskine

[From Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold (dir. Griffin Dunne, 2017). Click for a larger view.]

Joan Didion’s penchant for notebook-keeping is well known: see her essay “On Keeping a Notebook.” From Roland Allen’s The Notebook: A History of Thinking on Paper (2023):

After her death in 2021, Didion’s executors discovered brand new Moleskines in quantities that suggested that Didion had been one of those Barnes & Noble customers who bought one on every visit. They bundled them into three lots and sold them at auction with the rest of the contents of her Upper East Side apartment. Every lot went for over $9,000: an average of over $800 for each unused notebook, still in its shrink-wrap. Those that had actually been written in were not for sale.
You can see the three lots here: 1, 2, 3.

As I have confessed in these pages, I am a prisoner of Moleskine.

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Lost plays

David Markson, from This Is Not a Novel (2001).

There’s also Sappho to consider, who is thought to have written about 10,000 lines of poetry. About 650 survive. I used to ask my students to imagine knowing the Beatles (or any musicians) from one or two songs and nothing else but scattered fragments. “I read the news today, oh boy.”

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Monday, March 30, 2026

Twelve movies

[One to four stars. Four sentences each. No spoilers. Sources: Amazon Prime, Netflix, YouTube.]

Darcey Bussell: Looking for Fred Astaire (dir. Marion Milne, 2017). Amazon bills this documentary as a retired ballerina’s effort “to learn the true story behind the life and career of Fred Astaire.” In truth, it presents the outlines of Astaire’s life (minus his second marriage) and career, with brief film clips, glimpses of old letters, and illuminating comments about the primacy of sister Adele in the Astaires’ dance partnership and the influence of Black dance on Fred’s art. Sad to say there’s nothing here about Astaire as a singer, though his light casual tenor is (at least to my ear) one of the great American voices. More attention to Astaire’s art and less to Bussell’s fashion-forward onscreen presence would have made for a better documentary. ★★★ (A)

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Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold (dir. Griffin Dunne, 2017). Many years ago I was dazzled by the sentences of Slouching Toward Bethlehem and The White Album, but I never kept up. Joan Didion seemed to stand at the intersection of writing and celebrity, and I was more interested in writers working on out-of-the-way side streets. This documentary, the work of a nephew, lets us hear and see Didion in archival footage and in old age, scarily thin and living with profound loss (the deaths of her husband and their daughter). And we get to see books and hear about what’s in them, but there’s fairly little about the work of writing here. ★★★ (N)

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Stolen Identity (dir. Gunther von Fritsch, 1953). A remake of ‌Abenteuer in Wien (dir. Emil E. Reinert, 1952), which I haven’t seen. This English-language version, filmed, like the original, in Vienna (with a different cast), is the sole movie produced by Turhan Bey, an actor known to fans as “the Turkish Delight,” a figure of elegant Orientalism on the screen. The story is highly Hitchcockian: a concert pianist (Francis Lederer, from Pandora’s Box) kills his wife’s (Joan Camden) suspected lover, and a cab driver (Donald Buka) who steals the dead man’s passport finds himself as a suspect in the murder. Surprisingly lively, and it makes me wish that Turhan Bey had produced more movies. ★★★ (YT)

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Background to Danger (dir. Raoul Walsh, 1943). The director dismissed this film as “a quickie”: set in neutral Turkey, it’s a spy story (Russia vs. Germany) that seems designed to evoke Casablanca. Sidney Greenstreet and Peter Lorre are on board, and there’s a beautiful woman on hand (Brenda Marshall), but the story is inane, with little real drama. The biggest problem is George Raft, the movie’s star, as a Humphrey Bogart-like man of mystery. Raft is wooden, as always, whether he’s buying a pack of chewing gum or punching Peter Lorre in the face. ★★ (A)

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The Rachel Divide (dir. Laura Brownson, 2018). Rachel Dolezal became a figure in the news in 2015 as a woman who, though born to white parents, identified as a Black American. She instantly became the object of derision and satire, but this documentary reveals her as a woman whose painful backstory (true or not) led her to insist on a transracial identity separate from that of her birth parents. And race isn’t the only aspect of identity at stake here: by the end of the documentary, Dolezal has changed her name to Nkechi Amare Diallo. Something glaringly missing: any broader consideration of transracial identity, especially the question of whether transracial identity is analagous to transgender identity (see the Hypatia controversy). ★★★ (N)

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Shoot to Kill (dir. William Berke, 1947). Another movie from our household’s annus mirabilis of movies. A district attorney, his secretary, a newspaper reporter, and an escaped criminal are tangled in a murky story until a twist late in the movie makes everything clear. By which point one must ask, does it matter? The screenplay and acting are weak, but there’s some imaginative camerawork by Benjamin Kline, a cinematographer whose name, like the actors’ names, I don’t recognize. ★★ (YT)

*

The Wild Duck (dir. Henri Dafran, 1983). A loose adaptation of Ibsen’s rather heavy-handed play, with Liv Ullmann and Jeremy Irons as partners and parents in a marriage that, though far from perfect, at least works (she, doing the work of their photography business; he, filled with grandiose schemes for an invention and an autobiography). Into this cramped domestic life comes an old friend (Arthur Dignam) with an inconvenient truth that threatens to destroy the marriage. I’d ask, as T.S. Eliot did in “Gerontion,” after such knowledge, what forgiveness? We got onto The Wild Duck while reading Mark Lilla’s Ignorance and Bliss: On Wanting Not to Know (2024). ★★★ (YT)

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Murder in Monaco (dir. Hodges Usry, 2025). This documentary uses fake footage — including fake closed-circuit footage, with no indication that it’s not real — to construct a bewildering account of a billionaire’s murder, only to take it all back at the movie’s end. Here is a Wikipedia article. Here is another. I just saved you seventy-five minutes or so. ★ (N)

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Mister 880 (dir. Edmund Goulding, 1950). Edmund Gwenn is William “Skipper” Miller, a Brooklyn junkman (modeled on Emerich Juettner) who makes and passes counterfeit dollar bills to buy the necessities of life, never passing more than one bill at a time, and baffling the Secret Service, until they bring in Steve Buchanan (Burt Lancaster). Dorothy McGuire is Ann Winslow, Skipper’s neighbor and a strikingly modern mid-century woman. And speaking of mid-century, this movie is a treat for anyone wanting to see mid-century American material culture — a recreated Automat, a bar, a candy store with the name Chesterfield covered up on the cigarette advertising — it never ends. A bit too much Capraesque sweetness, but still a swell story, and Skipper and Ann live in Boro Park, the Brooklyn neighborhood of my childhood. ★★★★ (YT)

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Highway Dragnet (dir. Nathan Juran, 1954). Elaine had no memory of this movie, and I didn’t remember it until the dog showed up twenty minutes or so in: it’s that kind of movie. Richard Conte plays a decorated veteran who slugs several cops, takes their guns, and steals a patrol car when he becomes a suspect in a murder (yes, exactly the right course of action) before hitching a ride with an imperious photographer (Joan Bennett) and a sexy model (Wanda Hendrix). Suffice it to say that the movie is no one’s finest hour. As it wore on, I found that things became more interesting when I imagined Joan Bennett as channeling Divine: Bennett’s performance is that mannered. ★★ (YT)

Here are four sentences from a 2021 viewing.

*

Private Number (dir. Roy Del Ruth, 1936). Watch as class distinctions vanish before your eyes, though not without a struggle. Loretta Young is Ellen, an eighteen-year-old in search of a job, which leads her to an estate whose the head of staff (Basil Rathbone) hires her as a maid. He has eyes for her, but then the son of the house (Robert Taylor) comes home from college. A remarkably frank, nearly pre-Code story, and Young, as always, is one of the most expressive faces in movies. ★★★★ (YT)

*

Fremont (dir. Babak Jalali, 2023). Donya (Anaita Wali Zada) is a young Afghan woman, a former translator for the U.S. military, now living alone in the Bay Area and working at Handmade Fortune Cookies. Her fortune seems bleak: she’s solitary, unable to sleep, and wracked with guilt about living in the States when other translators and her family are in danger in Afghanistan, and her insomnia leads her to seek help from a therapist who reads to her, in a surprisingly helpful way, from Jack London’s White Fang. “Now is a good time to explore,” says a fortune cookie we see at the story‘s start, and the psychiatrist’s help, along with advice from a restaurant owner and a neighbor, prompts Donya to take a wild chance that might — might — change her life. We found this understated, funny, sad, deeply moving movie by chance, but in a different world, it would have been on every best-pictures list. ★★★★ (A)

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“No so-called furniture”

David Markson, from This Is Not a Novel (2001).

Markson was almost certainly thinking of Willa Cather’s 1922 essay “The Novel Démeublé”:

The novel, for a long while, has been over-furnished. The property-man has been so busy on its pages, the importance of material objects and their vivid presentation have been so stressed, that we take it for granted whoever can observe, and can write the English language, can write a novel. Often the latter qualification is considered unnecessary.
This post is the first of many with excerpts from this novel.

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[Démeublé: unfurnished.]

Sunday, March 29, 2026

Liquid Glass, at last

Adam Engst’s immensely helpful Apple-centric newsletter TidBITS recently reported on a dangerous exploit aimed at iPhones running iOS 18, DarkSword. Visiting a website that’s been hacked with DarkSword leaves an iPhone user vulnerable to all sorts of mayhem, with passwords and other personal data stolen from the phone:

No additional clicks, downloads, or interaction beyond visiting the page are required. The attack works against iOS versions 18.4 through 18.6.2, with some variants also targeting iOS 18.7.
And: “If you’re running iOS 18.7.3 or later, you’re fine.”

The catch: if you have an iPhone that can update to iOS 26 Tahoe (Liquid Glass), there’s no option to update to a more recent version of 18.7. I had 18.7.2, so I updated to iOS 26.4 tonight, reduced transparency and motion, reduced brightness effects, and dimmed flashing lights (all options in the Accessibility settings). And it’s not that bad to look at. On a Mac, with multiple windows open and elements overlapping on screen, things would be much worse. No Tahoe for me there, at least not yet.

Fordham Sign Co.

[2514 Hughes Avenue, Bronx, c. 1939–1941. From the NYC Municipal Archives Collections. Click for a much larger view.]

Those are rather modest signs for a business devoted to signs, no? But wait — there’s more. Here’s what I like to call urban retail density, a multitude of signs, and not one, not two, but three car radiators:

[2510-2512 Hughes Avenue, c. 1939–1941. From the NYC Municipal Archives Collections. Click for a much larger view to find the radiators.]

The five-story building in the background is the warehouse that became Fordham University’s Faculty Memorial Hall. The house in this tax photograph stood near it.

The odd porch scene at no. 2514 might make a fine front cover for somebody’s record album. And Fordham Sign Co. on the back?

[Click either image for a larger view.]

None of these buildings stand.

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Signage

I was disappointed to see this photograph featured in The Guardian coverage of yesterday’s No Kings events. Notice the credit line on the big banner: Party for Socialism & Liberation. And notice the black and yellow PSL signs scattered through the crowd.

I’ll quote from a post I wrote before last October’s No Kings Day: “If the PSL’s politics are your politics, by all means carry a PSL sign on No Kings Day. But you won’t be standing for democracy and freedom in doing so.” Not when the PSL supports the Communist Party of China and the Workers’ Party of North Korea and blames NATO and the United States for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.

I was happy to see no PSL signs at our small town’s No Kings event. Our handful of (naive) PSL-affiliated college students must have stayed, or gone, home.

No Kings numbers

An estimated 530 people came out for our small town’s No Kings event yesterday.

Three young Republicans with a current-occupant flag stood in a parking lot across the street from us, blasting Los del Rio’s “Macarena” from a large speaker sitting in their car’s passenger-seat window. That lasted for about five minutes.

One older woman wore a t-shirt with an image of Iris Apfel. I had to tell her: “Unless you met Iris Apfel, you now have three degrees of separation from her.” I told her about my friend Aldo Carrasco, who worked at Iris and Carl Apfel’s textile-importing firm Old World Weavers in the 1980s, before Iris became a widely known figure of fashion. The woman wearing the t-shirt told me that she thought her shirt depicted Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I found a photograph of IA on my phone and showed it to her. Yes, it was Iris Apfel on her shirt.

It didn’t occur to me until later to think about the words on the shirt: “I’ve heard enough from old white men.” But there’s no evidence that Iris Apfel ever said that.

Saturday, March 28, 2026

No Kings again

Someone had the date of the last No Kings event written on the back of a sign: October 18, 2025. But it felt as if it had happened a few weeks ago. Elaine and I were at one end of a long city block — no chance to get a sense of the size of the crowd. Suffice it to say the crowd was crowded.

The most interesting moments: talking with a Marine veteran, and then listening to him talk with a retired drill instructor, who had arrived wearing his campaign cover and leather jacket. Both had attended previous No Kings events; both were disgusted by the current regime.

[Drill sergeant: Army. Drill instructor: Marines.]

Today’s Saturday Stumper

I like the idea of doing a crossword with one starting point, so that every word falls into place via a previous word. I almost succeeded with Trip Payne’s Newsday  Saturday Stumper today. I started with 12-D, five letters, “Emulate Douglass or Demosthenes” but got stuck in the top left corner and had to add 1-A, four letters, “Indulgent destinations.” And I had to look up one answer that I should have known: 25-D, four letters, “’70s Ginsburg employer.” Oh well.

Some clue-and-answer pairs of note:

3-D, nine letters, “Perfectly timed.” Just surprising to see this answer.

16-A, ten letters, “Spaced out.” In a manner of speaking.

19-A, nine letters, “Legislation increasing the power of Canadian MPs (2014).” Not trivial if you’re Canadian, but I’m going to say it now: there’s too much proper-name trivia in this puzzle.

20-D, four letters, “He’s seen repeatedly on Antarctic maps.” Well, it’s his name that’s seen. But see also 19-A.

22-A, six letters, “Oscar nominee as a colonel, teacher, director and king (twice).” Interesting to know, but see 19-A and 20-D.

24-A, five letters, “One of three pieces that’s a pair.” Riddle-y.

32-D, four letters, “Asian major pistachio exporter.” Strange to think of it in this way now.

36-D, eight letters, and 38-D, seven letters, “Three-time ocean-themed interleague opponents of [38-Down/36-Down] in 2025.” See 19-A, 20-D, and 22-A.

38-A, eleven letters, “Certain silent-era films.” Kinda puzzling: the answer appears to be an early name for a motion picture, in which case any silent might be considered a 38-A.

40-A, four letters, “Bow taker on a stage.” I was not fooled.

53-D, three letters, “Dictionary entry abbr.” Oddly enough, the new Collegiate doesn’t include this one in its list of abbreviations used in the dictionary.

57-A, ten letters, “Attention-getting post.” Uh, you mean like this one?

My favorite in this puzzle: 31-D, nine letters, “Low volume.”

No spoilers; the answers are in the comments.

Friday, March 27, 2026

Getting rid of Tahoe nagging in 15.7.5

For Mac users:

If you want to block the constant nagging to move to macOS Tahoe 26 but have discovered after updating to Sequoia 15.7.5 that the device management profile trick no longer works, you can still block the nags by signing up for macOS Sequoia public beta updates. The links above go to one video from Mr. Macintosh that explains both options.

N.B.: Like the device management profile trick, the public beta option is not as daunting as it might sound.

When I went to the Apple Beta page to sign up, I thought that beta updates for Sequoia were no longer an option: the page appeared to show only macOS Tahoe. But then I scrolled a bit, saw “Sign up,” and found that macOS Sequoia Public Beta is still an available option. So I signed up. And when I checked the Software Update section in System Settings, the Sequoia public beta option had already appeared.

In the Software Update section of System Settings, I have everything except “Install Security Responses and system files” turned off so that no unexpected beta version of Sequoia will find its way onto my Mac.

[Ta-da.]

A new beta would be extremely unlikely anyway, given that Apple is all in on Tahoe. The point of signing up for Sequoia public betas is not to get Sequoia public betas. It’s to stop Apple from insisting that a Mac user move to Tahoe.

[And ta-da.]

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A bonus: Signing up for iOS 18 Public Beta means no more nags about Tahoe on the iPhone. Bad advice. An exploit called DarkSword, aimed at iOS 18 phones, makes updating to Tahoe a necessity for many iPhone users. Adam Engst’s TidBITS explains.

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Domestic comedy

[In unison .]

“A sun-drenched desert landscape!”

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[Context: We were driving, listening to NPR, and heard a characterization of a piece of music that prompted us to repeat it in spontaneous amusement and disbelief.]

In search of Mary Ann Jenene

Elaine and the kids and I entered a sprawling Strand-like bookstore. The three of them went their own ways, and I stayed near the entrance to ask a question of the employee sitting there. I was looking for a memoir by Van Dyke Parks about a neglected American poet, Mary Ann, Mary Ann. I couldn’t remember her last name, so I looked it up on my phone: Mary Ann Jenene. The name rang no bell for the employee. When I said again that the memoir was written by Van Dyke Parks, something clicked, and the employee reached for a manila folder on the bookshelves right by his seat.

Inside the folder was a large piece of cardstock, folded in two, holding several much smaller folded cards, perhaps three by two inches. One was about Mary Ann Jenene, with the details of her life and poetry. “Thanks. VDP” was printed on the inside of the card, on its right margin. Something similar, with my name, was on the back. “Oh,” I said, “I thought it was a book of some sort.” Still, I wanted to buy it. But when I looked for it, it was gone. I searched my backpack. No luck. I told the employee that there were readers who thought that Jenene was better than Eliot or Pound. He just nodded.

A likely influence: the documentary The Booksellers (dir. D.W. Young, 2019), with several scenes of the Strand. John Ashbery held the neglected poet David Schubert in high esteem: “I myself value Schubert more than Pound or Eliot, and it’s a relief to have an authority of the stature of [William Carlos] Williams to back me up”: Other Traditions (2000). “My Jeanine” is a song by Van Dyke Parks, from the Parks and Brian Wilson album Orange Crate Art (1995). Bass harmonica by Tommy Morgan, but as far as I know, that has nothing to do with the dream.

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[“Only fools and children talk about their dreams”: Dr. Edward Jeffreys (Robert Douglas), in Thunder on the Hill (dir. Douglas Sirk, 1951).]

Apple refunds

Did you know that you can request a refund for apps or content that you’ve bought from Apple? I tried on Wednesday, after buying a Safari extension ($5.99) that was, at least for me, unworkable. No names, because the failure might be mine. (But I doubt it, given that the extension was last updated two years ago.)

I typed an explanation of why I was asking for a refund — persuasively, I guess, because the money was refunded yesterday.

I have no idea what happens if you try to run an app after getting a refund. I just deleted.

Thursday, March 26, 2026

Recently updated

Getting rid of macOS Tahoe update nagging The device management profile trick no longer works. (They really want people to update to Tahoe.)

A Cabinet meeting from hell

The dream of a paint that looks like real gold, Sharpies vs. thousand-dollar pens, a run for the presidency of Venezuela: unfit, unfit, unfit.

But I can agree with the current occupant about this: “I don’t want a person with mental disability to be my president.”

[The occupant was mocking Gavin Newsom, who is dyslexic. Roku, why did you have to add C-SPAN to the mix?]

Kinzinger chronicles corruption (2)

“First we examined his businesses. Now we look at the grifts since he was elected”: here’s the second installment of Adam Kinzinger’s three-part series chronicling the current occupant’s long history of corruption. The first part is here.

Franny and Zippy

[“Counter-Clockwise.” Zippy, March 26, 2026. Click for a larger view.]

The strip itself doesn’t mention it, but the Windsor Diner is the Vermont diner where J.D. Salinger would eat lunch, alone. The diner was moved to a new location last year and has yet to reopen.

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An Illinois scam

A text message whose deadline (yesterday) is meant to prompt an immediate reply:

IL Dept of Trans

Our records reveal an unpaid traffic citation on your record.

In accordance with Illinois Admin Code §15C-16.003, non-payment by March 25, 2026 will trigger:
and so on.

It’s a scam, of course. IDOT does not send text messages. Nor does the DMV. And there is no §15C-16.003. And anyway, I haven’t had a ticket in decades. But still, the gene for obeisance kicked in: did I have an unpaid toll? But then the gene for skepticism kicked in.

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

January 6 in a nutshell

From Mark Lilla, Ignorance and Bliss: On Wanting Not to Know (New York: Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2024):

Give someone a set of political principles, and he will need to understand them before acting. Give someone a history, a story that elicits anger and pride, hope and courage, and you have instantly made a soldier.
A story rather than reasoning. January 6, 2021, is an obvious case in point.

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Gears and springs : “The man with the X-ray eyes” : Political nostalgics

Political nostalgics

From Mark Lilla, Ignorance and Bliss: On Wanting Not to Know (New York: Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2024):

Nostalgia can sometimes be enjoyable. Anyone with a good internet connection can now research their lineage themselves or with the help of very profitable businesses that promise an ancestry worth celebrating. But when an entire nation or people or faith begins searching for lost time, darker emotions and fantasies emerge. Political nostalgia transforms a feeling that things are not as they should be into the conviction that things are not what they once were. Everything hangs on that once . Once we were innocent and pure, now we are not. Once we were kings, now we are prisoners. Once we lived in Eden, now we live in Los Angeles or Cairo or Dubai. Once we were nigh unto gods, now we must grovel for assistance.

There is a trap hidden in that once . The more we dream about a lost Eden, the less bearable the present feels, and this feeling then inclines us to yearn even more for what we imagine we have lost. Soon we become incapable of seeing the world as it presents itself to us without the shadows of an imagined past cast upon it. Political nostalgics are sick with history itself.
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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Texas A&M censorship

From The Chronicle of Higher Education podcast College Matters : “Race, Gender, and Plato: Inside Texas A&M’s Censorship Machine.” An overview of the effort to remove texts and modes of inquiry from course offerings, and an interview with Martin Peterson, the philosophy professor who is still prohibited from teaching passages from Plato’s Symposium.

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“Oh, sweet essence of buttermilk!”

In the early days of Orange Crate Art, I wrote a post to collect my favorite closing remarks from Fats Waller recordings, Fats Waller’s “Yes!” I was working from a 4-CD set from Proper Records. Now I’m making my way through Waller’s complete recordings (25 CDs from JSP). And thus I’ve hit upon an extraordinary exclamation. It appears in a trivial tune titled “The Girl I Left Behind Me,” recorded August 2, 1935, by Waller and His Rhythm (Herman Autrey trumpet; Rudy Powell, clarinet, James Smith, guitar; Charles Turner, bass; Arnold Boling, drums).

Waller recorded a considerable number of trivial tunes, whatever RCA Victor/Bluebird put in front of him. His distaste for this tune’s lyrics is clear — just listen. But there’s always fun to be had via an exclamation: “Oh, sweet essence of buttermilk! Mercy!”

It sounds like an advertising slogan gone wrong. If it is, I haven’t been able to track it down. Waller’s exclamation turns up in an expanded version in a 1941 soundie for “Ain’t Misbehavin’.” As an impromptu chorus line of attractive women takes shape, Waller exclaims ”Sweet essence of pink buttermilk, look what’s goin’ on here!”

I think that this post just acquired an R rating.

In the 1970s the 1935 exclamation, minus Oh , turned up as the title of a tune by the Great Excelsior Jazz Band. More unexpectedly, the 1935 exclamation, again minus Oh , appeared in a telegram from John F. Kennedy to his friend Lem Billings about a Christmas vacation in Palm Beach, 1935:

Kennedy offered to kick in half the cost of taking the bus. “Will pay half of bus ticket,” Jack wired. “My share thus amounting to fifteen smackeroos. Let me know when you arrive. Hello Mrs. Warren. Sweet essence of buttermilk mercy.”

David Pitts, Jack and Lem: John F. Kennedy and Lem Billings: The Untold Story of an Extraordinary Friendship (2007).
Mrs. Warren was the Princeton University telegraph manager. Lem Billings, then a Princeton student, was Kennedy’s lifelong friend. Here’s a thoughtful commentary on their friendship. I have to assume that they both liked Fats Waller.

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Domestic comedy

“I think you’d feel like a third wheel.”

“I’d feel like a twenty-third wheel.”

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Monday, March 23, 2026

The discovery invention of the paper clip

Via Aaron Rupar: the current occupant reached back into the history of office supplies today when asserting that the decision to place ICE agents in airline terminals was his:

“That was mine. That was like the paper clip. You know the story of the paper clip? A hundred and eighty-two years ago a man discovered the paper clip.”
2026 - 182 = 1844. Wrong. In June 2025 the occupant placed the invention (not discovery) of the paper clip in 1817. Also wrong. And it was in June 2025 that he placed the end of the Civil War in “1869, or whatever.”

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Merriam-Webster sues OpenAI

News from TechCrunch :

Encyclopedia Britannica and Merriam-Webster have filed a lawsuit against OpenAI, alleging in its complaint that the AI giant has committed “massive copyright infringement.”

Britannica, which owns Merriam-Webster, retains the copyright to nearly 100,000 online articles, which have been scraped and used to train OpenAI’s LLMs without permission, the publisher alleges in the lawsuit.
Here’s the complaint. The examples of copying including in the complaint are — no surprise — damning.

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[And only this morning I was writing about Merriam-Webster losing traffic to Google AI.]

Stefan Fatsis’s Unabridged

Stefan Fatsis. Unabridged: The Thrill of ( and Threat to ) the Modern Dictionary. New York: Atlantic Monthly Press, 2025. xii + 397 pages. $30 hardcover.

Stefan Fatsis, best known for writing about sports and competitive Scrabble, traces his love of dictionaries to a Webster’s New World Dictionary that he received in 1974 for his eleventh birthday. In 2014, Fatsis established himself at Merriam-Webster headquarters in Springfield, Massachusetts as what might be called a visiting rookie lexicographer, trying his hand at defining words (microaggression, safe space, sheeple, among others), selecting apt accompanying citations, and learning his way around the world of dictionary-making. And thus this book was born.

Unabridged offers a capsule history of Merriam-Webster: Noah Webster, George and Charles Merriam, the dictionary wars of the nineteenth century, the encyclopedic Webster’s Second, Philip Gove and Webster’s Third, and the ever-postponed announcement of a fourth (online-only) M-W unabridged. In the present, where Fatsis focuses his attention, we find a business increasingly reliant on online word games, attention-getting tweets (often trolling a certain autocrat), and press releases about shiny new entries (on fleek, rizz ). And despite significant layoffs, Merriam-Webster is now more or less the dictionary business in the United States, with competitors having shut down or turned ghostly. The ghost is the American Heritage Dictionary, with just four part-time employees and (since 2018) no Usage Panel.¹

Fatsis gives us wonderful glimpses of life at 47 Federal Street in Springfield: massive citation files, with handwritten slips going back many decades, the Backward Index (which answers such questions as how many words end in -ology ), letters from readers (about racial slurs, among other words), wooden desks, a telephone booth with a logbook for employee calls, and work done with extraordinarily patient devotion. But there are fewer and fewer people to do that work. “Who’s being trained as a lexicographer now?” asks Indiana University professor Michael Adams. His answer: “Almost no one.” The threat of the Internet looms large: Fatsis notes a slide shown at a lexicography conference depicting a USS Dictionary headed toward an iceberg labeled Google — Google, whose AI responses to searches wrecked dictionary.com and are estimated to take 30–70% of the traffic that once went to Merriam-Webster. In 2004 lexicographer Erin McKean estimated that there were 200 full-time lexicographers in the United States. In 2025, there were perhaps thirty to fifty.

Jacket blurbs describe Unabridged as “smart and funny” and “positively rollicking,” and there are, indeed, many moments of delight here, including the saga of Philip Gove’s covert plan to get fuck into Webster’s Third and a visit to the dictionary-collector Madeline Kripke’s Greenwich Village apartment. But as with a story about Boston’s last typewriter shop or the end of Manhattan’s Music Row, there’s something undeniably sad about a book that surveys the waning of American lexicography.

I own many dictionaries. I don’t need another. But I’m buying a copy of Merriam-Webster’s new Collegiate this week.

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Later in the day: Britannica and Merriam-Webster are suing OpenAI for copyright infringement.

¹ The AHD website still touts the now-defunct Usage Panel. Some of those listed as members are no longer living.

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Editing as friendship

From Bryan Garner’s LawProse Lessons, “Editing Is an Act of Friendship.” An excerpt:

To say that editing is an act of friendship is to recognize how it affirms both the writer’s effort and the reader’s experience. When you involve an editor — whether by choice or assignment — it means your writing is meant for more than just your own eyes. The work is being readied for a broader audience, and the editor’s job is to help you meet that audience with clarity and care. Every suggestion is a vote of confidence that your ideas are worth polishing, that your words deserve to shine. Editing isn’t meddling; it’s collaboration in the service of understanding.
I’ve never forgotten my gratitude to the unknown copyeditor at the British Journal of Aesthetics who changed my da Vinci to Leonardo and made me look a little smarter than I was, or still am.

You can sign up for Garner’s LawProse Lessons and Usage Tip of the Day e-mails here. And, if you dare, you can read the (free) first page of “Limits of Allusion” from the BJA here. (Leonardo doesn’t show up until later.)

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Sunday, March 22, 2026

So decorous

On CNN just now, Admiral James Stavridis (ret.) characterized the pending destruction of Iranian power plants as “less legal, if you will.”

It would likely count as a war crime.

Stripes redux

[2154 Hughes Avenue, Bronx, c. 1939–1941. From the NYC Municipal Archives Collections. Click for a much larger view.]

This Sunday’s tax photograph is the product of a lucky typo: I was looking for 2514 (still to come), transposed two digits, and thus found more stripes. Stripes redux.

Brian tells me that these awnings of heavy striped fabric were called Hollywood awnings. Here’s a 1927 advertisement. There were and still are ballfields on the other side of the Hughes Avenue, with no buildings to block the sun from the west, so awnings must have been both practical and glamorous. This block of Hughes Avenue was full of them.

Once my eyes adjusted to all the stripes, I looked closely at the three figures on the porch of no. 2156. I assumed that they represent three generations, but perhaps not. The 1940 census shows a family of six living at this address: a husband and wife, fifty-two and forty-seven, and four children, sixteen- and fourteen-year-old sons and ten- and six-year-old daughters. Is that man with the pipe and suspenders only fifty-two? Is that fellow in the rocking chair a teenager?

[I jacked up one end of the porch for this closeup. Click for an even larger view.]

In 2022, no. 2154 was standing, minus its stripes and porch. No 2156 was porchless, unoccupied, and in total disrepair.

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Saturday, March 21, 2026

Today’s Saturday Stumper

Today’s Newsday  Saturday Stumper, by Ben Zimmer, looked nearly impossible to me at first. And thirty-four minutes later, I had it all. Very puzzling. (I apologize.) It’s the kind of crossword in which even a fifteen-letter answer — 4-D, fifteen letters, “Emulates McCain in 2017” — might yield little, because crossing that answer are eleven-, fifteen-, and eleven-letter answers (31-, 35-, and 37-A.)

Some clue-and-answer pairs of note:

8-D, fifteen letters, “Words to encourage slowdowns.” WORKTOCONTRACT doesn’t fit.

12-A, nine letters, “What you’d expect a giving type to keep.” I was thinking of receipts for tax purposes.

20-A, five letters, “‘Milk’s Marketing Miracle’ for ninety years.” And ageless, still.

26-D, nine letters, “The potable Follow the Sun.” The answer can be had via crosses, but cluing with an obscure brand name (limited, it appears, to California) is pretty ridic.

30-D, nine letters, “Got progressively hopeful?” New to me, but I know the feeling.

31-A, eleven letters, “Where to find one’s footing.” FLORSHEIM doesn’t fit.

35-A, fifteen letters, “They often arrive with wings.” See also 3-A, six letters, “How wings often arrive.”

37-A, eleven letters, “Love to!” The clue and answer are an awkward fit.

38-A, three letters, “Shortening in sweet candies.” I was not fooled.

49-A, five letters, “Vietnamese formalwear.” Another answer that can be had via crosses. For me, only via crosses.

My favorite in this puzzle: 36-D, eight letters, “How soaps are made.” An answer that I didn’t understand until I did.

And while I have soaps on my mind, I want to recommend Herbaria, maker of plant-based soaps. They’re on The Hill in St. Louis, so you can buy soap and walk down the street to eat great pizza at Pizzeria da Gloria. But leave Herbaria’s products and their incredible fragrances in the car, or eat first.

No spoilers; the answers are in the comments.

Friday, March 20, 2026

PBS, sheesh

An intertitle from tonight’s PBS NewsHour :

Zohran Mamdani is the second-youngest New York City mayor in history; the youngest was Hugh J. Grant who became mayor in 1889 at just 31-years-old.
Better:
Zohran Mamdani is the second-youngest New York City mayor in history; the youngest was Hugh J. Grant, who became mayor in 1889 at just 31 years old.
I’d be willing to cut “in history,” but I wouldn’t be thinking about that if the punctuation had been right.

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macOS Quick Actions menu

It happens again and again: after years using a Mac, I become aware of a feature that I didn’t know existed. Right-click on a file in the Finder (or on the Desktop) and you’ll see (or overlook) a menu item titled Quick Actions, most of whose options are shown here. The Quick Actions menu is most useful, I think, in managing images: you can, for instance, convert a .png to a .jpg (to make it smaller, say, for use online) without opening the file and choosing Save As.

The Quick Actions menu in the screenshot shows all Finder actions except Send to Kindle and Trim (the latter, for use with videos). “Customize” is about choosing which of those actions to include in the Quick Actions menu, not about adding actions of your own to it. But you can add other actions to the Quick Actions menu via Automator and Shortcuts. And you can add items to the right-click menu from Login Items & Extensions, under General in System Settings.

I learned about the Quick Actions menu from episode 840 of the Mac Power Users podcast: Finder is More Powerful Than You Think. I learned about adding actions via Automator and Shortcuts from Slywy. Always learning.

[About converting a .png to a .jpg: don’t laugh; I sometimes do this several times a day. If only Quick Actions included the option to resize an image. There are options in Automator for scaling images, but only to a fixed size.]

Miles and paper clips

Miles Davis, the older Miles: “How much of a pony am I?”

The context: they, whoever they were, wanted him to wear a suit with weatherstripping when he performed.

*

Our fambly was in a stationery store in an sprawling apartment. One of its rooms was the store. The store was clearly on the decline. One square of a printer’s box held green paper clips, sold individually. A nearly empty display of Christmas cards was propped against a wall under a window. We looked and left before I realized that I was missing my backpack. I had to hurry back — the store was closing in an hour. I got into an elevator, already packed. A Sikh man wearing a dastār stood at the front of the car.

It was an interesting night.

Likely sources:

The pinstripes on Amna Nawaz and a guest on the PBS NewsHour last night. (I think pony has something to do with clotheshorse.)

The documentary The Booksellers (dir. D.W. Young, 2019), which we watched last night. Several scenes of apartments used for book storage. One bookstore window with a sign advertising Christmas and New Year’s cards.

Having had occasion to recall Mary Miller’s (IL-15) intolerant consternation that a Sikh was leading a prayer in the House of Representatives.

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[“Only fools and children talk about their dreams”: Dr. Edward Jeffreys (Robert Douglas), in Thunder on the Hill (dir. Douglas Sirk, 1951).]

Thursday, March 19, 2026

Is it Christian nationalism yet?

Pete Hegseth, the secretary of defense, this morning:

“May almighty God continue to bless our troops in this fight. And to the American people, please pray for them, every day, on bended knee with your family, in your schools, in your churches, in the name of Jesus Christ.”
Not everyone prays. Not everyone kneels to pray. Not everyone prays in the name of Jesus. It’s one thing for a public official to ask that a supreme bless a country or a military force. It’s another to speak exclusively of a particular religious tradition.

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My friend Stefan passed on a gift link to a New York Times editorial: “Trump’s Hypocrisy on Religious Freedom.”

Thanks, Stefan.

No filter

The current occupant, just now, responding to a Japanese reporter at a press conference with the Japanese prime minister Sanae Takaichi. The reporter asked why the occupant didn’t notify allies about the war on Iran:

“Who knows better about surprise than Japan, okay? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor, okay?”
Unbelievable. Watch the prime minister’s face.

An MSNOW reporter just characterized that moment as “striking” and “interesting.” That too is unbelievable.

*

I remembered a 2024 post in which I wrote
About Donald Trump’s fantasy of nine rifles trained on Liz Cheney’s face (a firing squad?): disinhibition is one of the many markers of dementia. See also Trump’s increasing vulgarity in public (“a shit vice president”).

Disinhibition can also take the form of public nakedness. I recall a neighbor with dementia, standing in his backyard one day, naked, immobile — one of the eeriest sights I’ve ever seen. I called his family. Where’s Donald Trump’s family?
The answer, then and now: out making money.

Kinzinger chronicles corruption (1)

“The corruption is just too much for one article”: here’s the first installment of Adam Kinzinger’s three-part series chronicling the current occupant’s long history of corruption.

Typos

From Smithsonian Magazine: “A new exhibition at Yale Library explores the history of typos across five centuries.”

Getting movie titles wrong

“Staffers at Film at Lincoln Center keep a list of the incorrect movie titles they’ve heard from patrons. That list is very, very long:” “The Unintentional Art of Getting Movie Titles Wrong” (The New York Times , gift link).

Featuring the Coolidge Corner Moviehouse Theatre, where Lincoln Center’s list began.

[It was Moviehouse when Elaine and I went to double bills there, several times a week.]

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

The evolution of the Flagston thermostat

[Hi and Lois, March 18, 2026. Click for a larger view.]

I’ve been noticing the thermostat (or the “thermostat”) in the Flagston house every so often: in 2009, in 2012, and (a partial view) in 2022. Today’s Hi and Lois reveals that the Flagstons have replaced whatever it was they had on their wall with something more recognizable as a thermostat.


[Through the years.]

Did I plan on posting about a comic-strip thermostat this morning? No. Did I have to anyway? Yeah, I did.

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Jeff Goldblum loves pencils

Like it says.

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“The man with the X-ray eyes”

From Mark Lilla, Ignorance and Bliss: On Wanting Not to Know (New York: Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2024):

At the back of the classroom, or two stools down the bar, you’ll find him — the man with the X-ray eyes. He sees through it all. Whatever subject you discuss, he recites the same catechism: noble actions always have selfish motives, institutions only serve those who run them, beliefs are manufactured to oppress, and every book, every idea, every artwork, every utterance expresses a hidden agenda. Nothing is what it seems. This is the esoteric wisdom that joins in intellectual matrimony the sophomore smart aleck and the college professor whose vanity is fed every semester by revealing the truth that truth is an illusion and that everything is permitted. (Which his students, a step ahead of him, take to mean that nothing is worth doing.)
Also from this book
Gears and springs

EXchange name sightings

[CAnal 10000? A distant ancestor of KLondike-5? A Manhattan Delaware Street is also a fiction.]

[Marian Marsh, Anthony Bushell, and REgent 4-1000. Both screenshots from Five Star Final (dir. Mervyn LeRoy, 1931). Click either image for a larger view.]

Strange but true: REgent 4-1000 was the telephone number for the Manhattan office of the New York City Department of Parks.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2026

PBS, sheesh

On the PBS NewsHour tonight, Amna Nawaz and Nick Schifrin both said that Joe Kent refuted the current occupant’s claims about an imminent Iranian threat and a clear path to victory. No, Kent rebutted those claims.

From Garner’s Modern English Usage :

Rebut means “to attempt to refute.” Refute means “to defeat (an opponent’s arguments).” Hence someone who rebuts certainly hopes to refute ; it is immodest to assume, however, that one has refuted another’s arguments.
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Thanks to a comment, I realized this morning that the word I needed is reject . Kent didn’t rebut anything; he only asserted that the current occupant’s claims were lies.

(And yes, Kent’s letter has a place in “the long tradition of conspiratorial anti-Semitism.”)

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Windmills, windmills

Today the present occupant once again claimed that China manufactures but does not use windmills. Perhaps someday a reporter will be bold enough to respond with the truth: that China generates more electricity via wind than any other nation.

Maybe someone could even show him pitchers.

Gears and springs

From Mark Lilla, Ignorance and Bliss: On Wanting Not to Know (New York: Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2024):

A story about someone who discovers that a truth has been kept from him by someone else reveals nothing particularly interesting about what it is to be human (except that some people are liars). A story about someone who has kept the truth from himself  immediately becomes a work as complex as any watch, with innumerable gears and springs that labor just below the surface of a deceptively lethargic face.
We spotted this book on the front table at the Seminary Co-op Bookstore and bought copies for our household’s two-person reading club. Lilla begins with Plato and Sophocles and moves forward to the nostalgia of fascism’s yearning for a glorious past. A book for these times.

Sempatrick’s Day

James Joyce, Finnegans Wake (1939).

Happy Sempatrick’s Day to all.

Monday, March 16, 2026

How you lose your country

David Borenstein, the director of Mr. Nobody Against Putin , accepting the Academy Award for best documentary last night:

Mr. Nobody Against Putin is about how you lose your country. And what we saw when working with this footage is that you lose it through countless small little acts of complicity. When we act complicit when a government murders people on the streets of our major cities. When we don’t say anything when oligarchs take over the media and control how we can produce it and consume it. We all face a moral choice, but luckily, even a nobody is more powerful than you think.”
Borenstein’s documentary about Pavel Talankin, an events coordinator and videographer at a Russian school, is streaming on Amazon Prime and Apple TV.

[My transcription from MSNOW.]

Mystery actors

[Click for a larger view.]

I know — they look like a coupla kids. And they were, more or less. Leave your guess(es) in the comments. I’ll drop a hint if one is needed.

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Two are needed. She: in post-Code days, a clergyman’s wife. He: more recognizable with a mustache, or a pith helmet, or both.

I’ll give it a couple of hours before adding the names in the comments.

*

The answers are now in the comments.

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[Garner’s Modern English Usage notes that “support for actress seems to be eroding.” I use actor.]

“Bertha Mae Lightning”

It’s a sad comment on twenty-first-century musical literacy that anyone could think that “Bertha Mae Lightning” was a real voice in American music.

[It’s AI.]

What’s with his arm?

[Click for a larger view.]

As seen in a photograph taken yesterday (PatriotTakes). Forget about the made-up hand: what’s with his arm?

I haven’t seen anyone wonder about the arm, so I’m wondering here.

Sunday, March 15, 2026

Red beans and rice

I chopped; Elaine cooked. It’s not Lucille Armstrong’s recipe, but it is red beans and rice, and it’s plenty good. Pairs well with an Athletic NA Free Wave Hazy IPA. Or something stronger if you prefer.

You can watch Mrs. Armstrong prepare her dish on a 1970 episode of The Mike Douglas Show. And listen to Rahsaan Roland Kirk’s “Dem Red Beans and Rice” for added inspiration.

Stripes

[1302 Chisholm Street, Bronx, c. 1939–1941. From the NYC Municipal Archives Collections. Click for a much larger view.]

Awnings, balusters, pickets. Found, like so many things, while looking for something else. The house still stands, minus the awnings, balusters, and pickets. Just spindly spindles.

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Saturday, March 14, 2026

Happy π Day

Free to good home from Backblaze: 314 trillion digits of π. Enough to feed the whole family!

Today’s Saturday Stumper

Today’s Newsday  Saturday Stumper, by David P. Williams, is terrific, save for the northwest corner. Ouch. Difficulties elsewhere — and there were many — seemed to disappear as I just kept looking and found answers suggesting themselves. Don’t think, but look, as Wittgenstein suggested. But I know he wasn’t speaking of crossword puzzles.

Some clue-and-answer pairs of note:

9-D, nine letters, “Bond orders.” Sell, again?

14-A, six letters, “Dome topper.” I suppose so.

20-D, letters, “What Churchill said saved more English lives ‘than all the doctors.’” He would say something like that.

24-A, five letters, “Perform, as an evening act?” Good grief.

24-D, five letters, “Subject of a Liverpool statue dedicated to ‘all the lonely people.’” Thank you for that.

26-A, eight letters, “Theoretical attractive force.” No, the law of attraction won’t bring you the answer.

29-A, eleven letters, “Hoity-toity.” I like seeing the answer, and seeing it spelled correctly.

31-A, eleven letters, “Got close without kissing.” Nothing to do with Hallmark movies, where incipient couples almost kiss but have to wait until the movie’s end to follow through.

33-D, five letters, “Chill.” Adjective? Noun? Verb?

And from the flummoxing northwest corner:

1-A, five letters, “Complete.” The clue and answer just don’t jibe. Complete describes a thing composed of all its parts. The answer describes parts.

1-D, six letters, “Picture’s p.s.” The clue is more of a hint than it might seem.

5-D, three letters, “Pittance that’s its own plural.” I thought of sou, but its plural is sous.

12-A, seven letters, “Most easily attained goal.” This is one clever clue.

15-A, eight letters, “It’s east of the Sulu Sea.” I hate geography trivia, though I’m sure this answer is not trivia to anyone east of the Sulu Sea. Crosses got me across the finish line.

My favorite in this puzzle: 49-D, three letters, “Gray matter.”

No spoilers; the answers are in the comments.

Friday, March 13, 2026

One man‘s NYC

From Big City Blues (dir. Meryn LeRoy, 1932), screenplay by Ward Morehouse and Lillie Hayward, from New York Town, an unproduced Morehouse play. Young Bud Reeves (Eric Linden) is waiting on a train to take him from small-town Indiana to New York City. He's going to stay, he says. The station agent (Grant Mitchell) went there twenty-five years ago and would never go back, he says, not even if they made him the commissioner of public works. “I don’t think you really got to know New York,” says Bud. And the station agent replies:

“I wonder if I didn't. I was a telegraph operator and a process server. I was a part-time lifeguard at Rockaway Beach. I worked on the BMT and drove a taxi and was a rubber in a Turkish bath. Had a job on the dayshift in a hymnbook factory and on the night shift in a Bowery flophouse, a job they handed me to let me work out my rent. I drew wages in a hash house and a c---- laundry and a pet shop. For a week I sorted stiffs in the morgue, and for a month worked on a coal barge. I delivered gin for a drugstore in Astoria and had my own ice business in the Bronx. I met cramps and bootleggers and bishops and reporters and gun men and borough presidents. And you, you come a-tellin’ me I didn’t get to know New York.”
[A train whistle blows.]
“That’s 26. She’s on time too.”
[I’ve omitted a word that I don’t want here. Jonathon Green glosses cramp : “an unpleasant, unpopular person.” Tramps might make better sense, but the word is definitely cramps.]

“Maximum”

[The New York Times , March 13, 2026.]

This headline is nearly a crash blossom, but of more interest to me is its use of quotation marks. The term “maximum authorities” seems to have originated with Pete Hegseth. Placing only the word maximum in quotation marks makes everything here a little less odd. A more honest headline might read “Hegseth’s Boasts of ‘Maximum Authorities’ in War Face Scrutiny After School Is Hit.”

War crimes r us.

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The Times has rewritten the headline on its home page: “Defense Secretary’s Views on Rules of War Face Scrutiny After School Strike.”

[“Engagement authority” is a genuine military term. “Maximum authorities,” as in Hegseth’s “Our warfighters have maximum authorities granted personally by the president and yours truly,” is not.]

Thursday, March 12, 2026

Gas-station pizza FTW?

Our son Ben passed along an article with an irresistible headline: “America’s Fifth-Largest Pizza Chain Is a Midwestern Gas Station” (VinePair). That would be Casey’s.

The article got our fambly all excited. When our kids are back, they want home-cooked meals, for sure, but they also want Casey’s, which, I have to admit, is good pizza.

But Ben makes the best pizza ever. That crust!

[For frozen pizza? Home Run Inn. Wirecutter doesn’t even consider it. Silly Wirecutter.]

Pizza Huts from the past

“There is no official directory of Pizza Hut Classics. Yum Brands does not promote or even acknowledge their existence on its website. They are like wormholes in the chain restaurant galaxy, portals to the past found by serendipity”: “That Red Roof! Those Tiffany Lamps! It’s a Pizza Hut From the Past” (The New York Times).

The Pizza Hut Classic (a restaurant, not a pie) looks like the Pizza Hut that once existed in our little town. I think the last time I was there might have been in the 1990s. (Mediocre, and overpriced.) But today? Take me to your simulacrum.

Shunning super-popular culture

In The Atlantic, Anna Holmes writes about “The People Who Shun Super-Popular Pop Culture” (gift link): “Some people are early adopters; others are late adopters. I’m simply a weirdly resistant one.”

Yes, this essay spoke to me. I suspect that it has something to do with otroversion.

Word of the day: excursion

The current occupant keeps using the word: it’s an excursion, and also a war. I thought that he must have been mistaking the word for incursion or even expedition, but perhaps not. From the Oxford English Dictionary :

Military. A charge, attack, or incursion into enemy territory made from a position of defence; a sortie, raid, or military expedition.
Perhaps the current occupant latched on to the word after hearing it in the discourse of the lunatic who has given us narco-communism and warfighter . Perhaps the occupant thinks the word makes him sound smarter. But most civilians think of excursion as denoting a short pleasure trip. Hearing or reading the word with reference to war will likely confound people — as everything about the war itself should.

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

AI or Humans?

“We asked AI to choose an existing piece of strong writing and then craft its own version using its own voice.” It’s a quiz from The New York Times (gift link): “Who’s a Better Writer: AI or Humans?”

I chose the human being three times out of five. But I want to point out that the human writing samples were “chosen” by AI (Claude), which has no “voice,” and that not all of the samples are especially good. And that one is likely immediately recognizable to any reader of modern American poetry. And that “Who’s a Better Writer: AI or a Human Being?” is a more logical title. “Human beings” are not a better writer. And more precisely: “Who’s a Better Writer: AI, or a Human Being?” (Exclusive or.)

The Times instructs the reader:

For each pair, choose the sample you like better.
But also:
Choose the passage you like best, regardless of how it may have been written.
Better is of course the correct choice.

[I’ve altered the NYT-styled A.I. to AI, which seems to already be standard.]

Grammarly’s expoit review

The tech writer Casey Newton discovered that Grammarly has attached his name to advice for its users:

On Friday I learned to my surprise that I had become an editor for Grammarly. The subscription-based writing assistant has introduced a feature named “expert review” that, in the company’s words, “is designed to take your writing to the next level — with insights from leading professionals, authors, and subject-matter experts.”
What a deceptive, thieving business practice.

More here: Aisha Baiocchi, “When You’re an ‘Expert’ Reviewing Students’ Work on Grammarly — But You Didn’t Know It” (The Chronicle of Higher Education , subscription required). And here: Steve Bonifeld, “Grammarly is using our identities without permission” (The Verge ).

See also Jessica Mitford’s celebrated 1970 exposé of the Famous Writers School: “Let Us Now Appraise Famous Writers” (The Atlantic, gift link). Grammarly’s “expert review” suddenly seems all too familiar.

I looked at Grammarly and WhiteSmoke in 2013 and have never looked again.

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Thanks, Jim.

[Expoit : Brooklynese, of course, but here, a blend of expert and exploit .]

RFK Jr., running wild

[The Lancet, February 28, 20206.]

From a Lancet editorial :

The destruction that Kennedy has wrought in 1 year might take generations to repair, and there is little hope for US health and science while he remains at the helm. Calls for his resignation now number in the thousands. Congress must exercise its duty of oversight and hold Kennedy accountable for his record, or else accept responsibility for endorsing President Trump's decision to let him “run wild on health.”

Pocket notebook sighting

[From The World Before Your Feet (dir. Jeremy Workman, 2018). Click for a larger view.]

As Matt Green sits on the Staten Island Ferry, he checks his plan for walking more of the five boroughs’ streets.

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Troggs and doggs

I rarely look up to see commercials, but I did look up a song that’s been playing again and again in a commercial on MSNOW, the Troggs’ “A Girl Like You.” It’s infectious, in a good way.

Yesterday I glanced at the television while pouring a cup of tea and discovered that the song is being used to sell dog food. The girl of the lyric is now a dog.