Monday, April 20, 2015

A joke in the traditional manner

Here is the punchline: Elementary school.

No spoilers. The setup is in the comments.

More jokes in the traditional manner
The Autobahn
A Golden Retriever
How did Bela Lugosi know what to expect?
How did Samuel Clemens do all his long-distance traveling?
What did the plumber do when embarrassed?
Which member of the orchestra was best at handling money?
Why did the doctor spend his time helping injured squirrels?
Why did Oliver Hardy attempt a solo career in movies?
Why was Santa Claus wandering the East Side of Manhattan?

[“In the traditional manner”: by or à la my dad. He must take credit for all but the doctor and Santa Claus.]

comments: 4

Michael Leddy said...

What school did young Sherlock Holmes attend?

Anonymous said...

The element aerie
periodically tables
the nested names
of atomic fables.

There often is
an answer beyond
the oftener answer
of which we are fond.

Marzek said...

"Where do you study basic chemistry?" was my guess.

Anonymous said...

Ella, men tarry.
School yourself in this;
Be a little patient
And wait for that first kiss.