Calling for a straitjacket

In a post about renaming oceans, I imagined a straight-faced reporter asking the current occupant why he hasn’t yet renamed the Strait of Hormuz.

And now the occupant has wondered aloud if that name should be changed to Trump Strait. But Trump Straitjacket would be more fitting. A nice snug fit.

[I refer to him as “the current occupant” whenever I can. Here it seems appropriate to use his name. But I won’t link to his TЯuth Social post.]