Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Florsheim show

“All the boys have them. It’s hysterical because everybody’s afraid not to wear them”: I wasn’t sure this news was real. But it is: the current occupant is buying Florsheim shoes for the vice occupant, Cabinet members, members of Congress, and staff. And it’s not hysterical. It’s crazy.

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March 11: As Stephen Colbert noted last night, not all the shoes fit. Look at J.D. Vance’s and Marco Rubio’s shows in this Getty photograph. Or Rubio’s in this photograph.

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