New directions in apparel

One half of one of our closets will now forever be known as the home of “Papa’s gentleman shirts.”

In truth, there are no shirts there, only garment bags. Maybe that’s where gentlemen keep their shirts.

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June 4: I was not on the scene for this coinage. Now I think I know what it was about: garment bags mean jackets and suits, which a very young person might dub “gentleman shirts,” just as, once upon a time, the ocean was known as “feet water.”