[As seen in the produce section.]
Teen spinach is for real. The Classic Salads website explains the difference between baby spinach and teen spinach: “a week of additional maturity.” Yeah, right — like that’s gonna make you mature? One week? I’m sure.
Teen spinach is at times awkward, at times moody. It would just like to be left alone, in its bag, until it is time for dinner.
[Post title with apologies to Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and Dave Grohl.]
Thursday, October 27, 2016
Smells like teen spinach
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And even at dinner, don't expect any conversation.
gets slimy fast...
I miss spinach banded with a giant tie-band or packed tight into a plastic bag like a square football. The more recent bags seem designed to destroy what’s inside them.
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