Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
A: He was too big to fit in the elevator.
If my blog is to be trusted, I learned why in 2012. But yesterday on the phone I didn’t know why, and I think this silliness is worth sharing again anyway.
More jokes in the traditional manner
How did Bela Lugosi know what to expect?
How did Samuel Clemens do all his long-distance traveling?
What did the plumber do when embarrassed?
Why did the doctor spend his time helping injured squirrels?
Why did Oliver Hardy attempt a solo career in movies?
Why was Santa Claus wandering the East Side of Manhattan?
[“In the traditional manner”: by or à la my dad. Kong, Lugosi, Clemens, Hardy, and the plumber are his. I have to take responsibility for the doctor and Santa Claus.]
Sunday, February 8, 2015
A joke in the traditional manner
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He wanted to see New Jersey.
Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
A: He didn't. It was a fiction. He climbed a sound stage model.
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