New directions in spam comments

Yesterday I received this comment on a post:

Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of [a random name]. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that [a random name] is rarely given rational consideration by socialists, trapped by their infamous history. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve.

Wow. The sentences are easy to find online, as they are here or with minor variations:

Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Personal Injury Attorney in Atlanta.

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Cited by many as the single most important influence on post-modern-micro-eco-compartmentalism, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought.

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It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that spartan wars hack is rarely given rational consideration by global commercial enterprises, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of spartan wars hack.

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Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, telephone marketing is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the aristocracy, trapped by their infamous history.

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In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve.

I can imagine Bart Simpson writing on the blackboard: I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve. I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve. I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve.

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[I’ve omitted the random name, which turns out to be the name of someone in Australia. The spam comment came from Pakistan.]