Tuesday, May 3, 2016

A joke in the traditional manner

Did you hear about the mustard-fetching dogs?

No spoilers. The punchline is in the comments.

More jokes in the traditional manner
The Autobahn : Did you hear about the cow coloratura? : Did you hear about the thieving produce clerk? : Elementary school : A Golden Retriever : How did Bela Lugosi know what to expect? : How did Samuel Clemens do all his long-distance traveling? : How do amoebas communicate? : What did the doctor tell his forgetful patient to do? : What did the plumber do when embarrassed? : What happens when a senior citizen visits a podiatrist? : What is the favorite toy of philosophers’ children? : Why did the doctor spend his time helping injured squirrels? : Why did Oliver Hardy attempt a solo career in movies? : Why did the ophthalmologist and his wife split up? : Why does Marie Kondo never win at poker? : Why was Santa Claus wandering the East Side of Manhattan?

[“In the traditional manner”: by or à la my dad. He gets credit for all but the cow coloratura, the produce clerk, the amoebas, the toy, the squirrel-doctor, Marie Kondo, Santa Claus, and this one. He was making such jokes long before anyone called them “dad jokes.”]

comments: 5

Chris said...

And here I was sure the punchline would involve weiner dogs.

Michael Leddy said...

Yes, the French’s poodle, the Gulden’s retriever, and the greyhound Poupon.

Michael Leddy said...


If anyone’s wondering why the punchline follows the comment: I tweaked the capitalization and reposted the punchline.

Elaine Fine said...

Just doing a little catch-up blog reading. Hot dog! This was funny!

Michael Leddy said...

Catch-up? Good thing we’re not in Chicago.