Thursday, May 29, 2025

Cage match, anyone?

Yona T. Sperling-Milner, a Harvard undergrad, offers a brilliant, funny, immodest proposal:

I shall fight Secretary of Education Linda E. McMahon in a televised cage match, the winner of which gets $2.7 billion in federal grants and the power to uphold or destroy America’s continued technological and economic success. Secretary, I hope you brought your mouth guard.
Read it all: “Come at Me, Bro” (The Harvard Crimson ).

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