A lion in the yard

I saw a lion wandering our backyard, so I called 911. A cheery female voice answered.

“Hi, this is 911. Thank you for calling. What can I do for you today?”

“I thought people should know that there’s a lion loose in our area.”

“Okay, thanks for calling.”

And before I could give an address, she ended the call.

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[“Only fools and children talk about their dreams”: Dr. Edward Jeffreys (Robert Douglas), in Thunder on the Hill (dir. Douglas Sirk, 1951).]