Origin of an idiom: “lightning in a bottle”

Its origin is surprising. From Josephine King, Why Do We Say That? The Surprising Origins of Everyday Idioms (2017):

The story of the search for a means to dye hair to the dazzling color known as “platinum blonde” is a story of repeated failures and one remarkable success.

In the 1930s, the actresses Jean Marlowe and Mae West sparked a fashion for platinum-blonde hair among American women. (Marlowe in fact was one of the stars of the 1931 Frank Capra film Platinum Blonde Bombshell ). But achieving the striking shade was beyond the reach of the average woman: it was even rumored that Hollywood stylists used proprietary mixtures compounded with black-market chemicals to achieve the color that made Marlowe’s and West’s hair distinctive. Homemade attempts to achieve the platinum-blonde look often left women distraught, their hair having acquired a grayish or even greenish tinge.

It was in 1957 that the well-known psychic (and friend of Mae West) The Amazing Criswell made a prediction that platinum-blonde hair would soon be within the reach of every American woman. It was the only one of his predictions that would come true. For in 1958, after seven months of research and testing, the Clairox company brought to market Tru-Platinum, a product that gave American women the means to safe, foolproof platinum-blonde color. The product was marketed with two slogans: “She Doesn’t, Does She?” emphasized the realistic color that Tru-Platinum brought to hair, and “Lightening in a Bottle” emphasized the product’s ease of use. It wasn’t long before “Lightening in a Bottle” lost a vowel sound through the process of elision, and “lightening” became “lightning.”

The words became a catchphrase for the comedian Joe E. Rivera, who was known for telling shaggy-dog stories that ended in some extraordinary feat. On October 11, 1959, Rivera appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show and told a story of climbing a mountain in a scuba outfit, ending with “Folks, that’s what I call lightning in a bottle.” Columnists across the country wrote up Rivera’s act and began to use the catchphrase themselves, adding to its popularity. Its first recorded appearance in print: “Joe E. Rivera’s turn on Sullivan last night was an unexpected triumph. Let’s just call it ... lightning in a bottle” (Dorothy Kilgallen, “The Voice of Broadway,” New York Journal American, October 12, 1959). And thus “lightning in a bottle” came to signify any difficult or challenging achievement.

The fashion for platinum-blonde hair began to fade in 1967, after the death of the actress Jayne Mansfield, and the Clairox company soon abandoned its signature product before going out of business. But “lightning in a bottle” abides.

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Overheard

“All the Disney princesses are dressupping!”

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Fun with Shapes

[249–255 Mulberry Street, Little Italy, Manhattan, c. 1939–1941. From the NYC Municipal Archives Collections. Click for a much larger view.]

It looks like an outtake, but it’s in with the standard tax photographs. I like seeing the circle, looking like an enormous ball that the WPA man is bouncing. And I like the triangle that he appears to be holding under his arm. I know that the circle and the trinagle are only present in my imagination, but the WPA man does appear to be having Fun with Shapes.

This stretch of Mulberry Street, long regarded as part of Little Italy, is today part of what’s known as Nolita. (Thank you, real-estate promoters.) There’s now a six-story building where the building housing Galline Vive/Live Poultry and Houston Motors stood. The buildings immediately behind and on the other corner still stand.

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Today’s Saturday Stumper

Today’s Newsday  Saturday Stumper is by Anna Stiga, Stan Again, Stan Newman, the puzzle’s editor, and it’s a solid sender. At the center, rows of twelve, fifteen, and twelve. The toughest section of the puzzle for me: the northwest, where 13-A, eight letters, “Baja Fresh, for instance” and 13-D, five letters, “Seatless transportation” made everything difficult to see.

Some clue-and-answer pairs of note:

1-A, seven letters, “Stranded swabbers.” I recalled the illustration from my kid version of Treasure Island, marooned mutineers pleading not to be abandoned.

2-D, six letters, “Zony or zorse.” I kept thinking it had something to do with typos.

3-D, three letters, “Less than half a day.” Stumper-y.

12-D, eight letters, “Rousseau’s big coward.” That seems right.

19-A, five letters, “Round for a course.” Groan.

32-A, twelve letters, “Drop collectors.” Seeing the word that’s the answer makes me inexplicably happy.

33-D, five letters, “Spontaneous.” Tricky, as another name would be perfect here.

37-A, fifteen letters, “Teddy Roosevelt established 150 of them.” And God knows what’s going to become of them.

38-D, eight letters, “Big name in brewing.” I felt certain enough to guess.

39-D, eight letters, “Big name in brewing.” I haven’t thought of this name in years.

40-A, twelve letters, “Feature of each of the nine Star Wars films.” Easy to see the answer even if you’ve seen only two.

50-D, five letters, “Anthill stratum.” Could it be? Really? Yes.

53-A, four letters, “Epilogue writer of Malcolm’s autobiography.” Have it. Have read it.

54-A, eight letters, “Robin Hood emulator of British lit.” Huh.

65-A, five letters, “Gallo brand name.” I remember the jingle.

My favorite in this puzzle: 49-A, five letters, “Faced left.” Because I saw it right away.

No spoilers; the answers are in the comments.

It’ll be lit

I trust that tonight’s Washington Week with The Atlantic, hosted by Jeffrey Goldberg, will be lit.

Thomas’ carriage has really disappeared

[“The Carriage held but just Ourselves.”]

The bakery (or inn?) disappeared from the Thomas’ English Muffins package some time ago. The carriage, with its horses and riders, disappeared from the package in 2022 but remained in miniature on the package’s plastic bag, where it repeated like a wallpaper motif. And within the last month or so, the bag has disappeared, and Thomas’ English Muffins are now packaged in cellophane, no carriage, no horses, no riders. No sell-by date either.

And now when you crack open the package, you will need to find something to put around it to keep the muffins fresh. That would be the plastic bag from your previous package of Thomas’ English Muffins, if you’re lucky enough to have that previous package around.

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Some time later the plastic bag and its carriages reappeared.

The craziness

From the March 27 installment of Heather Cox Richardson’s Letters from an American:

The craziness going on around us in the first two months of the second Trump administration makes a lot more sense if you remember that the goal of those currently in power was never simply to change the policies or the personnel of the U.S. government. Their goal is to dismantle the central pillars of the United States of America — government, law, business, education, culture, and so on — because they believe the very shape of those institutions serves what they call “the Left.”

If I had to choose one source daily from which to gain a better understanding of current events, it would be Letters from an American.

A Nabokov story with a misprint and something else

Here’s an odd detail from Vladimir Nabokov’s extraordinary story “The Vane Sisters” (1959), as printed in The Stories of Vladimir Nabokov (1997). The narrator is grading final exams — a stack of “ugly copybooks,” or what are usually called blue books or exam booklets. And he begins to read Sybil Vane’s exam:


Elaine and I both wondered: how can a page in an exam booklet have a black verso? It doesn’t seem possible.

In the initial periodical appearances of “The Vane Sisters,” that exam booklet had a “blank verso,” no doubt a play on “blank verse”:

[Hudson Review (Winter 1959).]

[Encounter (March 1959).]

And the “blank verso” was present in the booklet’s first book appearance:

[Nabokov’s Quartet (1966).]

“Black” is undoubtedly a misprint that crept in somewhere along the line. And here’s where things get strange.

“The Vane Sisters” is a story in which misprints are significant. They come into the story by way of a friend of Cynthia Vane named Porlock, who looked in old books for “miraculous misprints.” Cynthia herself is alert to “posthumous auspices and interventions” whenever someone close to her dies, and after Porlock dies, she discovers one such intervention in an appearance of the letter h:



Why is “Alph” important here? Because it’s the name of the sacred river in Coleridge’s “Kubla Khan,” and it was “a person on business from Porlock” who, according to Coleridge’s prefatory prose, interrupted the dream vision that gave rise to a never-to-be-finished poem. The characterization “another fake dream” lets you know what Nabokov thought about Finnegans Wake. And the river Anna Livia Plurabelle runs around rather than through because the Wake begins with the end of a sentence about her and ends with the beginning of that sentence.

Yes, that’s all quite loopy, and delightful. But the only misprint this story itself yields is a blackened blank, perhaps itself a posthumous intervention by Mr. Nabokov.

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As far as I can tell, our household’s two readers are the only readers who have noticed and wondered (in print or pixels) about “black verso.” The something else in “The Vane Sisters” though is well known. Here is the last paragraph of the story, as the narrator awakens and sets himself to “reread” a dream he just had that “somehow was full of” the now-dead Cynthia Vane. He is “trying hard to unravel something Cynthia-like in it”:


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A new (to me) direction in spam

Voicemail, as transcribed by the phone:

“Hey, this is David from Walmart a pre-authorized purchase a PlayStation five with special edition impulse 3-D headset is being ordered from your Walmart account for amount of $919.45 To cancel your order or or to connect with one of our customer support representatives Please press one Hey, this is David from Walmart a pre-authorized purchase a PlayStation five with special edition impulse 3-D headset is being ordered from your Walmart account for amount of $919.45 To cancel your order or or to connect with one of our customer support representatives Please press one Hey, this is David from Walmart,”

and so on, for one minute and three seconds. This scam goes back at least as far as the summer of 2023.

Get me Washington, D.C.

Mary Miller (R, IL-15) took to Facebook today to say that “Democrats are in meltdown mode over an UNCLASSIFIED text thread — yet they have no problem with terrorists running free.” Really?

So I called Mary Miller’s D.C. office (again), introduced myself as a Democratic voter from IL-15, and asked,

“If people in intelligence and military leadership are communicating on Signal, and they’re doing so with private phones and not government-issued phones, and their discussion includes the times of military strikes and the weapons to be used, and they’ve included a private citizen in the discussion, is there a problem?”

And the person on the other end asked, “Could you repeat that?”

“Certainly,” I said. And I did.

“I don’t have an official answer.”

“I didn’t think you would,” I said. And I added,

“What these unintelligent, incompetent people did endangered national security and the safety of those who do the dangerous work of carrying out a military mission. That should alarm any voter, Democrat, Republican, or independent. Shame on Mary Miller for spreading disinformation on Facebook.”

And presto, my message will be passed on.

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