What’s that smell?

[Dustin, May 15, 2026. Click for a larger view.]

I thought that yesterday’s Dustin was a joke. And then I saw today’s strip and discovered that UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship, coming soon to the current occupant’s front yard) has indeed put out a line of colognes (packaged in fist-in-glove-shaped vessels).

The scent that prompts Dustin’s sister Meg’s snark is Ultimate K.O., and it’s real: “Sweet like a knockout punch yet grounded in the power and persistence that drives every fight.”