Friday, October 3, 2025

Literalists and kleptomaniacs

A joke from the Internets, creator unknown:

What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

Punctuation: it makes a difference! Thanks, Lu.

[As I just discovered, highlighting white text to make it readable no longer works in iOS. The punchline is now in the comments.]

comments: 2

Michael Leddy said...

A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

Fresca said...

Ha!