Shoulders

I had already gone through the airport metal detector when a TSA agent asked to pat down my shoulders.

Elaine says it was because I have broad shoulders. No brag, just fact.

I don’t what the agent thought he might find. Drugs? I don’t think I look like a mule. But then again, I guess that could make me a better mule.

All the agent found, of course, was shoulders, broad ones. No brag, just fact.