From the back of the Cheerios box:
Think of oats as sponges that can help soak up some cholesterol and naturally remove it from your body.Appetizing! Not!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Little sponges
Don’t look for premiums or
coupons, as the cost of
the thoughts blended in
ORANGE CRATE ART pro-
hibits the use of them.
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comments: 1
Wow, that is definitely an interesting marketing statement.
I doubt that it will have the intended results though. ;)
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