Friday, March 1, 2019

Synopses

A girl from the wrong side of the tracks returns from the dead to open up new frontiers for Colonial America.

A brother-and-sister musical team terrorizes a young girl and her grandfather.

An innocent cowboy transforms the lives of the elderly women trapped in a haunted mansion.

A widow dreaming of a singing career turns to an acupuncturist to find her grandmother.

The elements of the single-sentence synopses of movie listings cry out to be recombined on a remote island. As above. Anyone can play.

[See also Clark Coolidge and Ron Padgett’s Supernatural Overtones (Great Barrington, MA: The Figures, 1990).]

comments: 5

Chris said...

"Straitlaced waitresses battle a colony of mutated giant ants."

Michael Leddy said...

I’d watch that.

Geo-B said...

A naive bumbler meets up with his "bad boy" boyfriend in an exotic foreign locale, only to suddenly flee when it turns out they want totally different things.

Fresca said...

I'd like to see the Hallmark version of all these movies.

Or, . . . wait. ARE they Hallmark movies?
Would need to add this to the beginning of each one:
"Set in a small town, love blooms when..."

Michael Leddy said...

Set in a small town, I’m glad I made this post.