For an autograph album

Things to write in an autograph album:

Birds on the mountain,
Fish in the sea.
How you ever graduated
Is a mystery to me.

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FUNEX
VFX
FUNEM
VFM
OKMNX

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I love you, I love you,
I love you so well,
If I had a peanut
I’d give you the shell.

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If I were a head of lettuce
I’d cut myself in two.
I’d give the leaves to all my friends
And save the heart for you.

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Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary carries that lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

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Never B♯
Never B♭
Always B♮

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Roses are red,
Pickles are green.
My face is a holler
But yours is a scream.

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Some blank verse from a blank mind.

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When sitting on a sofa
With your boyfriend by your side,
Beware of false kisses,
His mustache may be dyed.

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Yours till soda pops.

From Yours Till Niagra Falls, compiled by Lillian Morrison (New York: Thomas Y. Crowell, 1950). A library book-sale find.