Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Guess the crime

Here’s an icon from an online map of local criminality. Can you guess the crime?

[The answer’s in the comments.]

8 comments:

  1. Either public urination or watering your plants when there is some sort of water shortage and thus prohibition against watering your lawn.

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  2. Good guesses, but it’s something else. Stay tuned; I’ll post the answer tomorrow.

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  3. Car deodorant defenestration?

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  4. Illegal picnicking?

    No, actually, I'd guess something more like tree-spiking in lumbering areas.

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  5. My guess is: tree-on-tree violence.
    You know-- the limbs are thrashing around, slicing leaves off the neighbors' branches; and then there is letting a big dead branch fall onto your neighbor's head... not to mention the secretion of toxic agents to kill competing plant growth.

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  6. Thanks, everyone, for wonderful suggestions. This icon means — I’m not kidding — possession of cannabis, although pot, like money, doesn’t grow on trees.

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