The word of the day is one of my recent invention:
lane duck \ ˈlān-ˈdək \ nounMore made-up words
: a motorist or motor vehicle traveling immediately behind a slow-moving vehicle and thus unable to pass into a lane of more rapidly moving traffic because vehicles to the rear are already passing
Sample sentence: Dammit, I’m a lane duck.
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