“Vote as if your life depends on it”

Tony Schwartz, Donald Trump*’s ghostwriter, writes about “The Psychopath in Chief”:

Understanding what we’re truly up against — the reign of terror that Trump will almost surely wage the moment he believes he can completely prevail — makes the upcoming presidential election a true Armageddon.

Vote as if your life depends on it, because it does.

It’s true: Trump* equals death. And there’s now a Trump Death Clock.

And here’s the psychopath in chief this morning, stirring the pot (or the pit) by calling attention to a claim that face masks are about “social control,” not public health:

So many different viewpoints! https://t.co/DCesPbJu5M

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 28, 2020

Peer review

Somehow, regularly being told by internet strangers that I’m a soulless corporate shill is still less harsh feedback than I got from anonymous peer reviewers in my past academic life.

— Yoel Roth (@yoyoel) May 25, 2020

Perfect.

[Yoel Roth, who heads Site Integrity at Twitter, is the target of attacks from Donald Trump*’s supporters.]

Semi-anonymous Mongols

[Life, December 1, 1961. Click for a larger view.]

Three Mongols making a little extra money in this advertisement for an all-in-one sharpener. No imprint visible, but the ferrules give them away. Found while looking for something else in Google Books. An ad for coffee? Gum? I don’t remember.

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All OCA Mongol posts (Pinboard)

[Image straightened in the Mac Photos app. I filled in a missing corner using the Mac app Seashore.]

Eyes, inwardly turned

“All humanity’s social existence lies before my eyes,” declares Senhor Soares. For instance:


Fernando Pessoa, from text 298, The Book of Disquiet, trans. from the Portuguese by Richard Zenith (New York: Penguin, 2003).

I imagine this passage in the form of a very strange educational film.

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All OCA Pessoa posts (Pinboard)

Soylent 2020

I finally realized what Kevin Hassett’s remark reminded me of: “Human capital stock is people!”

Verbal comedy

The Chicago Manual of Style blog CMOS Shop Talk has a nifty quiz about verbs. I scored 9 of 10, as did a friend, and we both took issue with the CMOS answer for the first question: “A verb is the only part of speech that can express a full thought by itself.” True, or false?

I see the reasoning for the CMOS answer, but still I say, “Baloney!” I left a comment saying just that, with a smiley face to indicate my good humor about it all, but I fear that the word baloney may have gotten my comment zapped by a spam filter.

But Elaine assures me that baloney is not spam.

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All OCA domestic comedy posts (Pinboard)

Flo Garner?

 
[Click for much larger views.]

Does this shot of Flo, from a new Progressive Insurance commercial, owe something to the cover of Erroll Garner’s album Concert by the Sea (Columbia, 1955)? It’s not a reach to wonder. It’s a celebrated album.

In 2015 Concert by the Sea was reissued with previously unreleased material as The Complete Concert by the Sea. I wrote about it in this post.

[As Wikipedia notes, a similar photograph appears on the cover of the 1970 reissue of Concert by the Sea, with a model wearing modish clothing. For the 2015 reissue, the model is, for the first time, a woman of color.]

From Clark Terry’s address book

Two pages from Clark Terry’s address book. I like that the D s begin with Duke. Thanks, Ezra.

In 1989 I had the good fortune to do a one-hour interview with Clark Terry on my university’s FM station. He was here to play a concert. A great musician, a genuine Ellingtonian, and a generous human being. Still one of the bright moments of my life.

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A handful of Clark Terry posts

Mark, huh?

 
[Mark Trail, May 21 and January 11, 2020. Click for larger Trails.]

I saved “Huh?” thinking it might come in handy. And it has.

For weeks now the artwork in Mark Trail has been a bit odd. That really is new Mark on the left. It’s all very “Huh?”

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A Mirado jingle?

A reader who found my post about the end of the Mirado pencil wondered if anyone remembers a jingle from radio or television: “Eagle Mirado, the pencil that stays sharp for pages.” I went to Google Books to try to find it:



[The Saturday Evening Post, September 7 and 28, 1956. Click either image for a larger view.]

Well, there’s the “stays sharp for pages”, but no jingle. And that is one handsome haircut, isn’t it?

The secretary, too, has an attractive cut.

I also found something in snippet view from Newsweek, Office Management, and U.S. News and World Report (all 1959): “EAGLE’S live TV tests proved a pencil can be strong and smooth and durable without sacrificing any single value!” Live TV tests! So it seems at least possible that a jingle accompanied an Eagle television promotion.

Jingle or no jingle, the idea of pencils being tested on live television makes clear that there was nothing like the dowdy world for home entertainment.

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All OCA pencil posts (Pinboard)

[Let the record show that the September 7, 1957 issue of the Post also has a full-page for the Dixon Ticonderoga. Back-to-school time = pencil wars.]