Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Stephen Dedalus' signature file

Were Stephen Dedalus living in the era of e-mail, he would have an elegant if longish signature file. Here is what he has written on the flyleaf of his geography book:

Stephen Dedalus
Class of Elements
Clongowes Wood College
Sallins
County Kildare
Ireland
Europe
The World
The Universe

James Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man (1916)
In the real world, lengthy signature files on in-house e-mails always strike me as failures of tone: there's no need, really, to announce ourselves to each other in these ways. We already know who we are. The most extravagant example I've seen (not from my workplace): twenty-two lines, with seven URLs. No doubt that person's e-mails are really important.

6 comments:

  1. I like our lengthy legal disclaimer, which I've never seen included in written letters.

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  2. There does seem to be a relationship between the imagined self-importance of the emailer and the length of the signature block. I have a friend who always leaves his ten line block on even personal emails. Of course, it IS ten lines because the block has to be all bilingual. But really.

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  3. The bi- or trilingual approach might be a good standard practice for important persons, as with so much packaging: tea, , thé.

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  4. In fairness, oftentimes IT has programmed legal disclaimers to be added automatically, so the individual has no control.

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  5. "In fairness, oftentimes IT has programmed legal disclaimers to be added automatically": a friend and I were just talking about that. I'd want to distinguish between those disclaimers and personal signature files.

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