[We were watching The Dick Van Dyke Show, with Laura Petrie (Mary Tyler Moore) calling her husband “darling,” over and over and over.]
“Why doesn’t she just call him Rob?”
“For the same reason Sally is the typist.”
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All OCA domestic comedy posts (Pinboard)
[In the writers’ office, Sally Rogers (Rose Marie) is the one who types.]
Tuesday, June 9, 2020
Domestic comedy
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An EXchange name sighting
[From The Blue Gardenia (dir. Fritz Lang, 1953).]
A Los Angeles switchboard monitor (Fay Baker) looks on as artist and man about town Harry Prebbles (Raymond Burr) interrupts his sketching. Prebbles has been sketching switchboard operator Crystal Carpenter (Ann Sothern). He’s written in her number, GRanite 1466, which she just gave, unasked, to newspaper columnist Casey Mayo (Richard Conte). Prebbles has been trying to get her number for a week.
[Click either image for a larger view.]
GRanite 1466 runs through The Blue Gardenia like a musical motif. GRanite was indeed a Los Angeles exchange name. The movie is available online.
More EXchange names on screen
Act of Violence : The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse : Armored Car Robbery : Baby Face : Blast of Silence : The Blue Dahlia : Boardwalk Empire : Born Yesterday : The Brasher Doubloon : The Brothers Rico : Chinatown : Danger Zone : The Dark Corner : Dark Passage : Deception : Deux hommes dans Manhattan : Dick Tracy’s Deception : Down Three Dark Streets : Dream House : East Side, West Side : Fallen Angel : Framed : The Little Giant : The Man Who Cheated Himself : Modern Marvels : Murder by Contract : Murder, My Sweet : My Week with Marilyn : Naked City (1) : Naked City (2) : Naked City (3) : Naked City (4) : Naked City (5) : Naked City (6) : Naked City (7) : Nightfall : Nightmare Alley : Out of the Past : Perry Mason : The Public Enemy : Railroaded! : Side Street : The Slender Thread : Stage Fright : Sweet Smell of Success : Tension : This Gun for Hire : Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
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Monday, June 8, 2020
Jared’s verbs
Jared Kushner, speaking today at the White House:
“The law enforcement community heard the cries from the community, saw the injustices in the system that needed to be fixed, and they responded by coming together to fix it, and it’s been a great partnership to do that. Those reforms make our communities safer and have made our system fairer, and that’s the type of action that we’ve been able to accomplish by working together.”It’s blather, of course, but blather of a curious kind.
“They responded by coming together to fix it, and it’s been a great partnership to do that.” Past and present perfect verbs. Mission accomplished.
“Those reforms make our communities safer and have made our system fairer, and that’s the type of action that we’ve been able to accomplish by working together.” Present and present perfect. Done and done. And “those reforms”? What reforms?
Jared’s verbs (and his demonstrative adjective) claim reality for what’s non-existent. The present king of France is bald.
[My transcription.]
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Michael Leddy
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“Proto-neofascist”
Vanity Fair reports that James Mattis has told people that Donald Trump* is a “proto-neofascist.”
See also Mattis’s public statement on Trump*.
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“Manufacturing crime”
I read this Twitter thread by Sean Trainor earlier today. It’s an account of one night riding along with a high-school classmate who’d become a police officer. What Trainor says he witnessed: “a full shift devoted to manufacturing crime.” Please, read what he wrote.
While you read the thread, I’ll note that after I read it, I went for a walk. And had lunch. And then the power went out. But now it’s back.
Trainor’s thread made me realize how many arrests in my small corner of reality follow a pattern: a “routine stop” for “a minor traffic violation.” And then a search with a dog, and the discovery of what’s usually a piddling amount of an illegal substance, and someone goes to jail, almost inevitably followed by probation. Sometimes a vehicle is seized.
Should someone be driving around with drugs in their car? No. But does this pattern represent the best use of a community’s resources? Does it help anyone, or is it, really, an exercise in manufacturing crime?
Thanks, Rachel.
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Michael Leddy
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Orange 1906 art
[Deborah Griscom Passmore (1840–1911). “Scientific name: Citrus sinensis. Common name: oranges. Variety: Thornton No. 5. Geographic origin: Orlando, Orange County, Florida, United States.” 17 x 25 cm. 1906. U.S. Department of Agriculture Pomological Watercolor Collection. Rare and Special Collections, National Agricultural Library, Beltsville, MD 20705. Click for a larger view.]
I found this lovely orange at the U.S. Department of Agriculture Pomological Watercolor Collection.
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All OCA orange posts (Pinboard)
[Via Open Culture.]
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Lost Forest as Calverton
[Mark Trail, June 8, 2020. Click for a larger view.]
What, like some incredible journey? Mark, you must be kidding.
It has to be said: this storyline, with Andy the dog hopping into the back of a truck and going on a long journey, appears to be Lassie-inspired. It’s straight from the three-episode 1962 Lassie story “The Odyssey.”
A warning: if you ever happen to be teaching Homer, and you decide to show the last couple of minutes of the third episode to your class, someone will cry. Don’t ask me how I know.
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All OCA Lassie and Mark Trail posts (Pinboard)
[What kind of human addresses a small group of family members as “any of you”? More natural: “Anyone ever heard,” &c.]
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Sunday, June 7, 2020
Mitt Romney marching
The world may not be upside down, but it’s certainly tilting a bit more. Mitt Romney is marching in Washington. His words, my punctuation:
“We need a voice against racism — we need many voices against racism and against brutality. We need to stand up and say that black lives matter.”
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Michael Leddy
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7:51 PM
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THANK YOU USPS
I’ve taken to writing or drawing a thank-you on almost every piece of mail I send. Why not?
The canvas here is not a paper bag. It’s an envelope from the Muji store, cheap and good.
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Michael Leddy
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8:53 AM
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Things to look for
In today’s comics: an apple, a fork, a mask, a microscope, a shopping cart, a steering wheel. Dustin makes it all clear.
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8:46 AM
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