John Boehner: “With the American economy on the brink of the fiscal cliff, we don’t have time for the president to continue shifting the goal posts.”
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Avoiding and averting
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Block that metaphor
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Michael Leddy
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3:13 PM
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Dave Brubeck (1920–2012)
Sad news:
Dave Brubeck, a pianist and composer whose distinctive mixture of experimentation and accessibility made him one of the most popular jazz musicians of the 1950s and ’60s, died Wednesday morning in Norwalk, Conn. He would have turned 92 on Thursday. . . .It’s difficult to think of anyone who did more to bring jazz to new audiences. Here, courtesy of YouTube, are five versions of my favorite Brubeck composition, “The Duke,” four by Brubeck, and one by Miles Davis and Gil Evans: 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
In a long and successful career, Mr. Brubeck helped repopularize jazz at a time when younger listeners had been trained to the sonic dimensions of the three-minute pop single. His quartet’s 1959 recording of “Take Five” was the first jazz single to sell a million copies.
Dave Brubeck, Who Helped Put Jazz Back in Vogue, Dies at 91 (New York Times)
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Michael Leddy
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1:19 PM
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Stapler contest continues on
Would you like to win a Swingline “Tot 50” stapler and 1,000 miniature staples? Enter today.
[Yes, continues on is redundant.]
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Michael Leddy
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8:30 AM
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Overheard
“Who gets the Early Grey?”
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All “overheard” posts (Pinboard)
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Michael Leddy
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8:27 AM
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Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Stapler contest continues
The contest that began yesterday continues. What did one stapler say to the other? Fill in the blank and win a Swingline “Tot 50” stapler and 1,000 miniature staples. Enter today.
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Michael Leddy
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8:13 AM
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Followers
Blogger tells me that I have 390 “followers.” I think that this label is deeply weird, even if it is everywhere in so-called social media. To my mind, the word “follower” suggests an obedient devotee awaiting the instructions of a master. I don’t think though that anyone who reads Orange Crate Art is awaiting my instructions. But just in case you are: send me two million dollars at once, in small bills. Thank you.
There is another kind of follower on the Internets: the major-league blogger who posts — with nothing added and often with no acknowledgement of sources — the same items other major-league bloggers have posted earlier the same day. It’s no fun reading in an echo chamber, or a recycling bin.
A passage from The Elements of Style, near the end of E. B. White’s chapter “An Approach to Style,” offers still-timely advice:
Your whole duty as a writer is to please and satisfy yourself, and the true writer always plays to an audience of one. Start sniffing the air, or glancing at the Trend Machine, and you are as good as dead, although you may make a nice living.Today’s Trend Machine is beyond anything White could have imagined: we even speak of what’s “trending.” To write, though, is not to sniff for what’s popular but to keep one’s nose to the ground — and to follow wherever it leads.
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Michael Leddy
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8:02 AM
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Monday, December 3, 2012
“Tot 50” “gag line” contest
[Boys’ Life, September 1967.]
I like the idea of a world in which staplers were pitched — to boys no less — as desirable goods. “No bigger than a pack of gum! But staples like it’s super-charged!” And the boy in me replies, unironically: “Man, that is way cool.”
I think that the time has come to revive the contest that this advertisement announced. So I invite you, reader, to submit your best “gag line.” What did the stapler in the photo say? I will choose one winner. The prize: a red Swingline “Tot 50” and 1,000 miniature staples, c. 2003, still in a blister pack. (Newer Tots use regular staples.) This prize is much better than a measly dollar, yes? Your stapler won’t have quotation marks around its name, and it won’t look exactly like the ones pictured here, and it won’t be from Long Island City – but what can I say? It’s 2012, and I’m doing the best that I can.
The deadline for submitting an entry: Saturday, December 8, 6:00 p.m. Greenwich Mean Time. (That’s noon Central Standard Time.) Leave your entry in the form of a comment. No purchase necessary. One entry per person. I’ll announce the winner on Monday, December 10. Play, please.
[Entries are now closed.]
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December 10: I have enjoyed reading all these reader-supplied lines. I like the literal-mindedness (plntxt), the puns (Elaine, HairlipDog, Sean), the sense of the stapler as diligent worker (E. and Mark), the one-liners that call out for rim shots (HairlipDog and mwschmeer), the Shakespeare allusion (Sean again), the anatomical detail (Stefan), and the chance to think about what staplers themselves might find funny (Sara). As these entries accumulated, I began to regret creating a contest with only one stapler as a prize.
But one is what I have, and I am sending it to Geo-B. His entry: “You know how to staple, don’t you, Steve? You just put your hand together and click!” For me, the unexpected appearance of Lauren Bacall and the altogether novel suggestion of a do-it-yourself stapler make this entry the winner. Click.
Thanks to everyone who participated.
Related posts
Staple! (my really old “Tot 50”)
Swingline “Tot 50” (a 1956 advertisement)
Woody Allen’s staplers (including a “Tot 50”)
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Michael Leddy
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6:30 AM
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Saturday, December 1, 2012
Mark Trail makeover
[Mark Trail, November 21, 2012. Click for a larger view.]
[Mark Trail, modified by me. Click for a larger view.]
It is a truth universally acknowledged (in the universe of Mark Trail, that is) that a single (or married) man in possession of facial hair must be a bad guy. Bad guys are marked, again and again, by cavemanly beards, curling mustaches, and sideburns that never left the 1970s. But look at the difference a makeover makes.
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All Mark Trail posts (Pinboard)
[I modified the original strip using the Mac app Seashore.]
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Michael Leddy
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10:19 AM
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Domestic comedy
“Did he just say ‘the menschy way’?”
“Yes, he said ‘the menschy way.’”
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All domestic comedy posts (Pinboard)
[Listening to NPR’s Fresh Air, in mild disbelief.]
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Michael Leddy
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10:02 AM
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