The Beloit Mindset List, 2011 edition

The 2011 edition of the Beloit Mindset List is out, and it manages to outdo the 2010 list in faulty perspective and tackiness. A few choice examples to characterize the “mindset” of the class of 2015 (“most of them born in 1993,” we’re told):

They “swipe” cards, not merchandise. [Have the listmakers never scanned groceries at a self-checkout?]

O.J. Simpson has always been looking for the killers of Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman. [Simpson has been imprisoned since 2008.]

Arnold Palmer has always been a drink. [Huh? Here’s an explanation.]

Perhaps the most ill-advised entry:

We have never asked, and they have never had to tell.

“We”? “They”? This odd sentence also obscures the fact that DADT [Don’t ask, don’t tell] prohibited gay and bisexual servicemen and -women from speaking about sexual orientation and same-sex relationships.

I prefer Angus Johnston’s Beloit Mindset List for the Real World. A sample:

Returning students have always been a growing campus demographic.

And have always been ignored in lists like this.

Related posts
Re: the Beloit Mindset List (“What bothers me about the Beloit list involves some unspoken assumptions about reality and young adults.”)
The Beloit Mindset List, again (the 2012 list)

[Thanks to Matt Thomas, whose tweet about my 2010 post brought the 2011 list to my attention.]

Plagiarism in the news

Dora D. Clarke-Pine examined 120 psychology dissertations in search of plagiarism. Checking for word-for-word sequences of ten or more words without proper attribution, she found plagiarism in four of every five dissertations. Checking for word-for-word sequences of five or more words, she found plagiarism in all 120. Read more:

The Seemingly Persistent Rise of Plagiarism (New York Times)

My intuition is that plagiarism is not generally the result of ignorance about what constitutes plagiarism. Think of the widespread habit of rolling through stop signs: everyone knows you’re supposed to stop, but doing otherwise is easy and almost always without consequences.

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All plagiarism posts (via Pinboard)

Tyne Daly, miner

Tyne Daly, interviewed by Charlie Rose last night on PBS, responded to a question about working in television, film, and theater, and whether she considers one more important than the others. She said that she doesn’t make such distinctions: “Everything has a different adventure.” And then:

“Except — theory: I’m a miner. And if you put me in the diamond mines, I will mine diamonds for you. If you put me in the gold mines, I can mine gold. Put me in the coal mines, I will mine coal, a good grade of coal. But I cannot mine diamonds in a coal mine. I’m just a miner.” [Makes shoveling gesture and laughs.]

Daly is now starring as Maria Callas in Terrence McNally’s Master Class. You can watch Daly, McNally, and Rose in conversation online.

Ross Barbour (1928–2011)

From the Los Angeles Times:

Ross Barbour, the last surviving original member of the Four Freshmen, the influential close-harmony vocal quartet that came to fame in the 1950s with hits such as “Graduation Day,” has died. He was 82.

Still up at YouTube: a great introduction to the Four Freshmen, in the form of a 1964 special for Japanese television: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. In the first clip, from left ro right: Ross Barbour, Bob Flanigan, Ken Albers, Bill Comstock.

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Bob Flanigan (1926–2011)

“Hope is better than fear”

My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world.

The closing words of Jack Layton’s farewell letter to his fellow Canadians remind me of the words (in translation) from Marcel Proust in the OCA sidebar:

[O]ur worst fears, like our greatest hopes, are not outside our powers, and we can come in the end to triumph over the former and to achieve the latter.

There are any number of American politicians who could learn something from Jack Layton.

Ashford and Leiber

From the New York Times:

Nick Ashford, who with Valerie Simpson, his songwriting partner and later wife, wrote some of Motown’s biggest hits, like “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough“ and “Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing,” and later recorded their own hits and toured as a duo, died Monday at a hospital in New York City. He was 70 and lived in Manhattan.

Nick Ashford, of Motown Writing Duo, Dies at 70 (New York Times)

And from the Los Angeles Times:

Jerry Leiber, who with his songwriting partner Mike Stoller, created a songbook that infused the rock ’n’ roll scene of the 1950s and early ’60s with energy and mischievous humor, has died. He was 78.

Jerry Leiber dies at 78; lyricist in songwriting duo Leiber and Stoller (Los Angeles Times)

Just a dozen Leiber-Stoller songs: “Charlie Brown,” “Hound Dog,” “Is That All There Is?,” “Jailhouse Rock,” “Love Potion Number Nine,” “Kansas City,” “On Broadway” (with Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil), “Poison Ivy,” “Riot in Cell Block Number Nine,” “Searchin’,” “Stand By Me” (with Ben E. King), and “Yakety Yak.”

Recently updated

A just-updated post: Eschaton-inspired video. The New York Times reports that Michael Schur, who directed the Decemberists video, has acquired the film rights to Infinite Jest.

“Twenty years is a long time”

Heard while flipping channels this afternoon: Whoopi Goldberg on Oprah, speaking of the show’s longevity:

“Twenty years is a long time. It’s like a quarter of a century.”

But it’s exactly like . . .

Digital naïfs in the news

The five-campus ERIAL Project (Ethnographic Research in Illinois Academic Libraries) has found that college students largely lack the skills to find and evaluate sources:

The most alarming finding in the ERIAL studies was perhaps the most predictable: when it comes to finding and evaluating sources in the Internet age, students are downright lousy. . . .

Throughout the interviews, students mentioned Google 115 times — more than twice as many times as any other database. The prevalence of Google in student research is well-documented, but the Illinois researchers found something they did not expect: students were not very good at using Google. They were basically clueless about the logic underlying how the search engine organizes and displays its results. Consequently, the students did not know how to build a search that would return good sources.

Says anthropology professor and study leader Andrew Asher, “I think it really exploded this myth of the ‘digital native.’ Just because you’ve grown up searching things in Google doesn’t mean you know how to use Google as a good research tool.”

Worse still: students lack the search skills to navigate scholarly databases. And not one of the students observed in the two-year study asked a librarian for help. Read more:

What Students Don't Know (Inside Higher Ed, via Boing Boing)

[Digital naïfs: my name for digital natives who are “in the dark, or at least in dimly-lit rooms, when it comes to digital technology.” More in this post.]

Eschaton-inspired video

The Decemberists have released an Infinite Jest-inspired video for “Calamity Song.” The specific inspiration: the novel’s Eschaton episode.

First Watch: The Decemberists, “Calamity Song” (NPR)

Update: The New York Times reports that Michael Schur, who directed this video, has the film rights to Infinite Jest.

[I’ll admit it: the Eschaton episode is my least-favorite part of Infinite Jest.]