Two Millers

“If it wasn't for President Trump, the United States of America would not exist right now”: Stephen Miller, speaking at Mar-a-Lago yesterday.

Tim Miller, in conversation with Nicolle Wallace: “They’re his two favorite words in the last month, ass and caulk .”

Elaine said the other day that we need to begin speaking in terms of Earth Three. Things around the current occupant are too weird for Earth Two.

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And now, having written this post, I am reading that the current occupant says that he has offered the job of press secretary to Dana White, CEO and president of Ultimate Fighting Championship.