A message for Shorty

[Actual fortune from today’s lunch.]

An important email will be arriving shortly.

Or:

An important email will be arriving, Shorty.

Wait — who’re you calling Shorty?

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Lucky numbers : “Order a takeout” : Speed vs. accuracy

[I’d prefer e-mail. Google’s Ngram Viewer has e-mail dropping slightly but still twice as common as email.]