Friday, December 21, 2018

A message for Shorty


[Actual fortune from today’s lunch.]

An important email will be arriving shortly.

Or:

An important email will be arriving, Shorty.

Wait — who’re you calling Shorty?

Other cookies
Lucky numbers : “Order a takeout” : Speed vs. accuracy

[I’d prefer e-mail. Google’s Ngram Viewer has e-mail dropping slightly but still twice as common as email.]

comments: 2

Geo-B said...

Shortly, you jest.

Michael Leddy said...

Don’t call me Shortly!