Ah, college life:
Three spring breakers were arrested after an explosion rocked two hotel guests from their bed and shattered the windows of their Daytona Beach Shores hotel room around 2:30 a.m. Friday. . . .Spring Breakers Arrested After Dynamite Explodes On Hotel Sundeck (WFTV)
"They're really nice guys, they were just really drunk yesterday . . . We saw 'em before dark and they were so wasted that I don't think they remember doing that."
Homeric blindness in "colledge"
Overheard ("Open bar!")